Education w/ Thomas

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THINGS SAID IN MY ENGLISH CLASS AS HAMILTON CHARACTERS!!1111!!! (mostly said by me)

A.Ham: Just read for another few minutes everyone, it'll make you smart!

A. Burr: Can you not?

HERCULES MULLIGAN: I will shout as much as I damn well please to

John Laurens :P: Turtles are obviously the best animal, they even have a meme, i LiKe TuRtLeS1!1!

Lafayette: hon hon hon oui oui baguette bitch

King George III: I don't get enough appreciation in this class, I'm obviously the best

Sammy: Look, the british way is right, TEA 'N CRUMPETS

Angelica~: Look, without women, you wouldn't be alive so have some respect *click*

Eliza~~~: I look like I'm too pure for this world but actually, I burn stuff in my freiziet, which means freetime in German bitch! Oops, sorry, my language.

'N Peggy!: Miss! I have no idea what I'm doing or why I'm here!

Thomas: Who the fuck---

George: LANGUAGE CHILD!

Thomas (again): WHOM THE FUCK!?!?!

James: I'm sick but I'm here anyway!

Pip: I'm probably going to like...get stabbed in a few years for being an optimistic shit

Maria: What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.

James R.: I'll do it if you pay me



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