Oxford Latín Parody (Quintus x Marcus)

Why i did this

Ok so, at my school we have to take a latín course. And to make it more fun we learn it by going through the life of a boy named Quintus. Quintus lives on a farm with his Mom, Dad, and Sister (and his dog). They are fairly poor, but live comfortably. Quintus goes to a school in his little village, but he is smarter than the rest of the kids. So his parents send him to a school in Rome where he meets his new friend Marcus, the rich son of Cicero the governor of Rome. The two enjoy each other company, until Marcus gets drunk and is sent to an academy in Athens where Quintus goes in the future and they meet again, though they aren't able to become friends again.

But since we have to translate the story my friend and I, obviously, made some mistakes. So we have some inside jokes about Quintus and Marcus having a relationship. AndWe Also have a joke about Quintus' dad going to rave parties XD. I decided to share my parody of the Oxford Latín Course with you all! I will start this story when Quintus is still in his poor village.

I hope you enjoy the dumbness of the coming chapters.
Good day to you all.