When Your Characters Don't Listen

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Me: Hmm you know? Hey Volga can you go do something for me?

Volga: Yeah what is it?

Me: Go save your buddy when Link and Anya free you okay?

Volga: Hmm...nah. I think I'll travel with them actually.

Me: What no, you can't do that-

Volga: *Already left to travel with Link and Anya*

Me: Fffffffffff-

- - -

Me: Volga.

Volga: What?

Me: I need you to do a surprise appearance and help out Anya.

Volga: Maybe. But Veran needs to be killed first.

Me: No, that's Link's job. You gotta go get your injured friends and-

Volga: *Helping Link already*

Me: You little twit, listen to me!

- - -

Me: Vaati?

Vaati: *being a cute marshmallow* Yesh?

Me: Be cool and dodge the arrow please.

Vaati: What arrow?-...oh that one. *as he's getting shot*

Me: Dude! You're a 10,000 year old demon! How hard is it for you to dodge a single arrow?!

Vaati: But drama though.

Me: Hnnnggggghhhhhh.

- - -

Me: Volga I swear listen to me this time.

Volga: That depends.

Me: Don't do the "honorable warrior death" thing, I swear I will slap you-

Volga: Hmm...not much of a threat considering you can't slap a fictional character.

Me: VOLGA I SWEAR-

Volga: *Goes off and does it anyway*

Me: WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?! I AM YOUR WRITER YOU HAVE LISTEN TO ME-

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