Things that happened, and I feel I need to write them down

18/5/2018

This has really gone too far, Temdreas. I am talking about your status. I don't mind you calling me a b****, I really don't. I can understand why. But Ham as well? WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS? Just because you're angry doesn't mean you can insult innocent bystanders as well! You can insult me, but leave Ham out of this. Thank you.

Phew, glad to get that out of my head. I really hate this kind of unfairness.

Anyways, we had to do jump-overs in PE, Which was tiring. Nothing happened in English. It's now History... and they're teaching boring stuff. I'm gonna publish this first, and add on later.

Imagine a lobster-shaped gun that shoots smaller lobsters. That's a lobster gun. Imagine shooting lobsters at teachers you hate. Now imagine more lobster-themed weapons, like lobster grenades and lobster (nuclear) bombs. Now imagine a lobster volcano.

Tourists were visiting the volcanoes in Japan, when suddenly they hear a rumble. Lava starts spewing out of the volcano... except it wasn't lava. It was lobsters! With a huge quake, lobsters shoot out of the volcano and fall on the streets, in the sea, on people... Suddenly, some bigger clumps are seen soaring through the sky. On close inspection, they are your worst enemies (teachers, bullies, whatever)! They squirmed on the ground, every inch of skin had a lobster clamping on for dear life. That was what Ham, Smurf and I were discussing.