Aries : Thinks about jumping out the window but realizes they are living on the 10th floor (jumps anyway)
Taurus : They're on the fucking toilet
Gemini : Grabs their important belongings like a bottle of wine and their books before storming out of the house
Cancer : Looking for the bible
Leo : Live streaming on instagram
Virgo : Hides under the table and cries
Libra : Goes back to sleep
Scorpio : They are horny
Sagittarius : Texts their soulmate "I hid 5000$ under the b-" *dies*
Capricorn : Gets stuck in the elevator NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Aquarius : "Finally...it's over...I am ready...take me."
Pisces : "VIRGO FUCK YOU GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE THERE'S NO MORE PLACE FOR YOU UNDER THIS TABLE!!"
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AcakHey guys this is my first book. A bunch of facts/stuffs about your sign awaits you. Some facts about your sign can also be incorrect...please don't be angry at me...it's from Pinterest . And don't forget to comment your sign and vote please.💕 By th...
