𝙶𝙸𝙵𝚜 ♪ 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚗 ✔

34. Chatroom (1)

Bambam created a group chat!

Bambam added Yugyeom
Bambam added Jackson
Bambam added Mark
Bambam added Jaebum
Bambam added Youngjae
Bambam added Jinyoung

Bambam:
|waz poppin' bruh|

Jaebum:
|how u livin'?|

Bambam:
|shut up jb ur old|
|you shouldnt be referencing vines|

Jackson:
|rip kunpimook|

Youngjae:
|he will be missed|

Jinyoung:
|you disrespectful child|

Mark:
|what happened since i left 😩|

Bambam:
|many things happened hyung|

Jaebum:
|many disappointing things|

Bambam:
|like jb going bald|

Jaebum:
|i thought we've been through this before|

Yugyeom:
|hello hyungs!|

Youngjae:
|mark hyung how's your new apartment?|

Jinyoung:
|yeah, sorry we left so early yesterday|

Yugyeom:
|but jackson hyung insisted on staying|

Bambam:
|poor loser literally got dragged out of the place|

Youngjae:
|i really liked hyung's loft|

Mark:
|yeah just a few more packing to do. right now im taking a break from unpacking|

Bambam changed Jackson's nickname to 'loser'

Jinyoung:
|how's about we help you again tomorrow?|

loser:
|what the hell bam|

Mark:
|but don't you guys have work to do?|

Jinyoung:
|i dont|

Youngjae:
|i have to go to the studio with jb hyung... sorry|

Bambam:
|i bet jackson's gonna say he's up for it|

loser:
|ill help you|

Yugyeom:
|whoa...|
|are you guys psychologically connected or something?|

Jaebum:
|did they just sent that at the same time?|

Jinyoung:
|who else is coming?|

Bambam:
|i will|
|just to watch jackson embarrass himself|

Yugyeom:
|sorry hyung, i was assigned to choreograph for the new debuting group but i can drop by at the afternoon|

Mark:
|so does that mean bambam jackson and jinyoung then yugyeom later on?|

loser:
|yup yup|

Bambam:
|what a loser|

loser changed Bambam's nickname to 'hoe'

hoe:
|da fuck|

Jaebum:
|it's true anyways|

hoe:
|😠|
|jaejae|

Youngjae:
|yes?|

hoe:
|do you call jb daddy?|

Youngjae:
|...|

Yugyeom:
|bam wtf|

Jinyoung:
|KUNPIMOOK!!!|
|we are not bringing their sex life into this chat|

Youngjae:
|no|

hoe:
|well good|
|cuz he's more a grandpa than a daddy|

Mark:
|the best burn ive seen so far for today|

loser:
|WhahHAHAHAHAHA|
|oh my gahd|

Yugyeom:
|he didnt just...|

hoe changed Jaebum's nickname to 'grandpa'

Jinyoung:
|im not even mad|

grandpa:
|i swear im finally going to kill bambam the next time i see his fake ass lips|

Mark:
|is everyone just gonna drag everyone in this chat?|

Jinyoung:
|this isnt the first time this has happened|

Youngjae:
|wait, i want a nickname|

Yugyeom:
|i want a nickname too|

grandpa:
|thats not even necessary|

hoe:
|things have been difficult for me|

loser:
|shut up|

Mark:
|umm...|

Yugyeom:
|as you can see hyung. a lot has changed|

Youngjae:
|we've all matured to humorless pickles|

Mark:
|what|
|what does that even mean|

loser:
|that's a cucumber jae|

Jinyoung:
|everyone has changed|

Mark:
|i can tell since i saw two men running like kids towards me at the airport|

Jinyoung:
|to everyone who's going to mark hyung's get ready already|

loser:
|yes sir!|

hoe:
|be there in an hour|

grandpa:
|bet he's gonna put on a ton of makeup on his face|

hoe:
|shut up|
|it makes me pretty|

grandpa:
|well at least i dont hide my fine line -_-|

Yugyeom:
|i dont know what to say to this anymore|

Youngjae:
|we're heading to the studio now|
|bye guys|

Jinyoung:
|jackson|

loser:
|yeah, im about to take a bath now|

Mark:
|see you guys later|