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40. Chatroom (2)

hoe:
|what's up fuckers|

Youngjae:
|hello!|

Yugyeom:
|aye|

loser:
|don't you guys ever have anything good or nice to say|

hoe:
|no|

grandpa:
|No|

|guys ive got good news|

hoe:
|what|

|I have a cat|

hoe:
|since when?|

|just yesterday|

grandpa:
|youngjae he's completely disowning coco|

Youngjae:
|mark we're getting a divorce|

Jinyoung:
|I sentence mark on child support|
|is that how that goes?|
|im not a judge or a lawyer so i really don't know|

|youngjae how could you 😭|

Yugyeom:
|awe hyung has a kitty|

hoe:
|now that makes three of us who are cat owners|

grandpa:
|what's the breed?|

|idk. I found her on the alley and brought her home|
|but i plan to take her to the vet for checkup and a shot|

Yugyeom:
|so it's a she?|

|yeah|
|but my guess she's close to a munchkin cat breed|
|she's really so cute I could die|
|im going to treat her with all the love she deserves|

loser:
|when a cat gets more attention than you|

hoe:
|leave boi|

loser:
|ur the one who added me|
|im jealous of Gucci and I'm human|

grandpa:
|what?|

hoe:
|what do you mean?|
|did you just get stupider|

|i named my cat Gucci|

Jinyoung:
|how does Jackson know|

|he's the first person i tokd|
|told|

Yugyeom:
|is there something we don't know|

Youngjae:
|suddenly i want a parrot|

Jinyoung:
|that sounds sad jae|

Youngjae:
|why|

hoe:
|cuz you and that parrot would have a conversation|
|it makes you look like you don't have friends|

grandpa:
|^|

Youngjae:
|are you guys telling me that parrot owners are crazy|

|let's just stop there|

loser:
|youngjae can be lethal tf|

Yugyeom:
|nobody messes with youngjae hyung from now|
|bammie just shut up|