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jackoff🍆:
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|sending you this just because|
|rainbow fart|
jackoff🍆:
|rainbow fart|
|*dramatic gasp*|
|that can be our thing!|
|what|
jackoff🍆:
|rainbows farts can be between you and me|
|you're way up our ass|
jackoff🍆:
|your ass 😏|
|you wish|
jackoff🍆:
|no need to wish when you can be mine|
|doesnt anything exciting ever happens in your life|
jackoff🍆:
|our first date would be|
|moving on|
|look. i found a new friend|
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|clicked at the right moment|
jackoff🍆:
|awe 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍|
|is it a she or he?|
|i found her on the alley near my loft|
|she was crying and it just broke my heart|
|so i decided to adopt her|
jackoff🍆:
|is your landlord fine with you owning a pet?|
|yeah. the place doesn't restrict from owning animals|
|i have a roommate 😍|
|now it isn't just me and these walls|
jackoff🍆:
|i could've been your roommate if you're really that desperate 😜|
|nah|
|i prefer her cuz she's quiet|
jackoff🍆:
|let's change topic before you break my heart|
|do you have any suggestions for a name?|
jackoff🍆:
|she does look like cotton|
|i dont wanna name my cat cotton|
jackoff🍆:
|add balls to it|
|cottonballs|
|no wait|
|take out the s|
|cottonball|
|that's like naming a spaghetti 'curly'|
jackoff🍆:
|what about rainbow fart|
|no!|
jackoff🍆:
|what if you name your cat 'dog'|
|ur terrible at names|
jackoff🍆:
|frank|
|how does pizza sound|
jackoff🍆:
|are you asking me out?|
|no it's a name suggestion |
jackoff🍆:
|you're worse than i am|
|well shane dawson named his cat cheeto|
jackoff🍆:
|so if you have a dog, it'd be named dos?|
|im a fan 'k?|
jackoff🍆:
|we could be shane and ryland|
|and we'll have two more dogs|
|all that's left is a garrett, a morgan, and an andrew|
|dont forget drew|
jackoff🍆:
|the gay squad|
|oof. cant relate|
|and dont we already have a group|
jackoff🍆:
|we're the Louis Vuitton version of BTS|
|what's bts then|
jackoff🍆:
|the Gucci|
|oh god|
|wait|
|that's it|
|Gucci|
jackoff🍆:
|whay about gucci|
|*what|
|my cat|
|she'll be named gucci|
jackoff🍆:
|you're naming your cat a brand|
|some owners name their cat 'paris'|
jackoff🍆:
|are you sure your not gay?|
|gtg|
|im going to give Gucci a bath|
jackoff🍆:
|answer my question first|
|ugh|
|fine|
|but we'll continue this conversation soon|
sent 4:38
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𝙶𝙸𝙵𝚜 ♪ 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚗 ✔
Fiksi Penggemar【Ꮧ 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀, 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀.】 ____ Jackson uses GIFs to flirt with Mark. BOOK 1 **** Started: Apr 2018 Ended: Jul 2018 Markson ✅ completed ✅ ©rosyfreckledcheeks
