Saturday // August 23rd
Thirty two hours ago I woke up on lawn of the admissions building on my university's campus. Good ole Otis College of Art and Design in Los Angeles, California for grad school. I didn't realize that 20 minutes after being awoken I would be kicked out of school entirely. Did I mention it was for being inebriated and loaded out of my mind?
They have established a rule or idea per say of a dry campus. I found this rule to be, first of all, dumb as fuck. I am giving all of my life savings, my soul, and most likely my first born child to this school. If I would like to drown my sorrows in wine and weed, I should be able to. I would like to mention that I have maintained my 3.7 GPA through the entirety of my time here.
Thursday evening I was having one of my world famous mental breaks and I needed to calm down. I took my Xanax, took my mood stabilizers, took my Vallium and just washed it down with a couple glasses of Merlot. I was in my apartment. I wasn't near campus. I wasn't driving considering my car was no where to be fund. I was awaken by an officer Friday morning, bright eyed and bushy tailed, framed by the glow of the the "way too bright" sun. Apparently I wasn't doing so hot.
Being the fact that I was still under the influence on the campus...whether the act occurred there or not has had me removed from my masters program.
Worse things could've happened. I could have been charged for a lot more being that I wasn't prescribed half the things that were in my blood stream. I could've been kicked out indefinitely, but luckily with a couple steps, I might be able to sweet talk my way back into school.
1. Detox: 24 hours ...........I hear that's the worst
2. Sober Living Facility: 4 months ...........this mean I got to live with a bunch of crazies in rehab?
3. Suck up to the Dean by writing a letter begging him and sucking his dick to let me back in.
4. Getting this shit off my record.
Lastly, I have to apparently "overcome addiction" to abusing sedative drugs. I would like to clarify that I am not a fuckin' addict.
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Sobriety House // Brendon Urie
FanfictionJane is forced into sober living after being kicked out of grad school for a so-called "addiction." Whoever she meets is all a part of the process.
