baldi x reader

why did I write this

○yes I copied lines from ddlc but it doesn't really matter since baldi's basics is the new ddlc yeet yeet. also I guess this is a baldi highschool AU?? He's not a teacher yet in this so uhhhdjekdkdkd idk○

yeet yeet so I was having a gOod day. I woke up early so I had enough time to eat my skin pocket for breakfast, I put on my anime schoolgirl loli uniform, and started walking to school. My friend Playtime is usually waiting for me outside of the door so we could walk to school together since she has poor eyesight and I help her find her way to class, but she's been oversleeping more and more frequently and I just got tired of waiting. She's also always late for school. Not that it matters anyway, she usually just wanders around the halls looking for a playmate. I'm the only one that ever agrees to play with her.

"Heeeeeeeyyy!!"
I see Playtime running towards me, waving her arms in the air and dragging her jumprope behind her. I would be happy to walk with her, but if she's just going to ignore the attention she might draw to herself I might as well just run away and wait for her at school. But that would be kind of cruel. I stop walking and wait for Playtime to catch up to me. "Eehehehe..." she panted and stopped to rest next to me. "Let's play!" She smiled at me. "Not right now, we've gotta get to school." I grabbed her hand and walked up to the schoolhouse.

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The school day is as ordinary as ever and it's over before I know it. I packed up my things and got ready to leave. "Ehehehe~" I hear soft giggling from outside of the classroom. The door slowly opened and Platime poked her head in the room. "Hellooo!~" she skipped up to my desk. "What is it? We can play after I get home." I said, stuffing my notebooks into my bag. "That's not what I'm here for." Playtime gave me a cheerful smile. "Remember when you promised you'd join a club?" "Um...yes?" I lied. "Well...I was wondering if you'd like to come to my club!"
She was vice president of the Math Club. I didn't even know she liked math. She can't even do it due to her eyesight. But since she was one of the first people to join, she inherited the title "Vice President". She knows I'm not even into math, so why would she assume I'm interested in joining? "There's no way I'm joining your club." She frowned. "Whyyy??" "Boi I'm not even into that shit. I'm joining the anime club." As soon as I said that she slapped me.
"n o  y o u ' r e  n o t  w h o r e" she crossed her arms and gave me an annoyed look. "You want to be smart right? Joining the a n i ME club will make you dumber. At least check out my club! You can stay for a bit and if you don't like it I'll let you join another club." I sighed. "Fine, fine. Show me the way to your club."
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Playtime leads me through the seemingly endless halls. I've never stayed after school for this long before, so it was a bit unsettling to see the halls empty, and completely quiet. The only thing breaking the silence was our footsteps. Who knew the school was this big?
Playtime suddenly stopped at a door with the number '99' on the front. She let go of my hand and opened the door. "Everyone! The new member is here~!" Playtime beamed.
"U-uh- new member?" I stuttered. I never even agreed to join. What has she gotten me into? A boy with dark brown hair in a grey sweater walked up to me and smiled softly. "Welcome to the Math Club. It's a pleasure meeting you." He greeted me. "Playtime always says nice things about you." He spoke in a monotone voice. He didn't seem very enthusiastic about being here. "Playtime, who's this?" A goddamn sOCK opens the door to the club and slitHeRS up to me as well and stands next to the boy. "The new member!" Playtime answers cheerfully. "Ugh, we don't NEED a new member. Isn't four enough? We don't even know if we can trust them!" The sock (jdjdssmsklskkk) looks me up and down. I have a feeling they don't like me. The boy rolls his eyes at her sour attitude. "Give them a chance. They're Playtime's friend, so of course we can trust them." SOck huffs and walks away. "Just ignore her when she's grumpy. She's a nice person(?), I promise!" Playtime whispers in my ear.
The door suddenly swings open, and a bALd boye wearing a green sweater walks in. "Sorry I'm late!" He pants. Looks like he was rushing to get here. "Were you running in the halls again, Baldi?" Huh, that boy has a very fitting name. The boy glares at Baldi. I wonder why that would annoy him? Baldi sighs "Sorry, I just didn't want you to wait any longer. It won't happen again!" Baldi looks over at me. "Oh! Who's this?" He gives me a creepy smile. I want to go home.
"Our newest member!" Playtime giggles. "Play, I'm not--" "Welcome to the MaTH CLuB!" I was cut off by Baldi. He walks over and smiles even wider. "My name is Baldi! What's yours?" He reaches his hand out to give me a handshake. I hesitantly grab his cold hand. "Y-Y/n.." I slowly shake his hand. "What a nice name!" He starts shaking my hand even faster. "It's a pleasure to meet you! I'm so happy you're joining!" He stares directly into my soul, continuing to shake my hand. "Erm...thank you. It's nice to meet you too.." I mutter. He finally let's go. 
Playtime pointed at Baldi "Y/n, this is Baldi! The president of the the club! He's also the smartest one here!" "Ah, I don't know about that.." Baldi grinned. She then aimed her finger at the boy. "And This is The Principal!" Why the FuCk would the principal be in the goddamn M a Th ClUb? Maybe it's just because the author doesn't know what else to call him because he doesn't have an actual name and she expects all of you to just go along with it. Yeah. That's it.
"Well, it's nice to meet both of you..."
"So it wAsn'T NIce To MeET M  e??" I heard a firmiliar voice coming from behind the two boys. The sock pushed them out of the way. "Well then I'll introduce myself. I'm Arts n Crafters. Am I being nice nOw?" Why does everyone in this club have a weird name? "Uh...nice to meet you too." Arts n Crafters smirked and stood next to Playtime. "See? I CAN be nice." The Principal sighed. He obviously wasn't too fond of her either. "Uhh...Playtime? Isn't there something you forgot to mention?" I whispered to Playtime. "Huh?" "I never even agreed to join. Why do you keep saying I'm the new member when I'm not?" Whoops. I might've said that a little too loud.
Baldi looked over in my direction. His smile faded. "Oh..." He seemed disappointed. The Principal frowned. "I'm sorry, I thought...-" he went silent. Even Arts n Crafters was sad about me having to leave. Playtime pulled at my skirt and whined. "Pleeeasse?~"
They all looked at me, waiting for my answer.
I sighed, not realizing I was about to make a very bad decision. "Fine. I'll stay." All of their faces lit up at once. "Wonderfuuul!~" Baldi cheered. Playtime hugged my leg. "Yaaay!"

// no bully pls I just want to eat Mr. Baldi's ass in peace \\
// I forgot this was supposed to be a joke and it.  It ended up like this.       amazing.\\
//publishing this gave me anxiety\\