baldi x reader

god will never forgive me for my sins

//this is gonna be cringy so gEt oUt WhiLE YoU STiLL cAN xdd\\
//this is almost at 200 reads??? S t o p. N   o  w.\\

After about an hour of discussing where a skin pocket is located on the human body, solving extremely simple math problems, and drinking paint, it was unfortunately time to leave the club. The Principal and Arts n Crafters said their goodbyes and left the room. Playtime had left to go to the bathroom, and Baldi was busy cleaning up the classroom.
I waited for Playtime by the door.

"So, Y/n, did you enjoy your time here?" I nodded. "I'm glad! As president of the Math Club it's my job to make the club fun and exciting for everyone!" Baldi beamed. I didn't understand how someone could be so passionate about math. Isn't math most people's least favorite subject? He must have worked very hard to find those three. "Well, you're doing a very good job at that." I complimented him. He's honestly such a great club president. I wonder why there aren't more peope in the club yet? "Aw, thanks Y/n." I swear I saw a faint blush on his dirty pixelated face.
Playtime burst opened the door and knocked me over.
"H o w d y  f o l k s" she picked me up. "It's time to go home and plaaaaay! C'mon Y/n!" Before I could say goodbye to Baldi she pulled me out of the room.

*~(Timeskip to the sidewalk bc I'm tired)~*

"So? Do you like the club?" Playtime asked as we walked hand in hand down the street. "Yup.." I muttered. Playtime stopped walking and frowned at me. "Is everything ok?" I honestly didn't know how to answer that question. Everyone in that club just had a strange vibe to them. Don't get me wrong, I loved the fuckers to death already, but something just felt off. Especially with Baldi. His caillou and squidward hybrid lookin ass kept staring at me from across the room. He was also very touchy n shit.
"I dunno...have you every noticed that Baldi dude is a bit..creepy?" Playtime raised an eyebrow. "No? I think he's actually very sweet." "Yeah, but don't you think he's a little too sweet? Dude's creepy." Playtime rolled her eyes at me. Lil bitch. "You'll get used to him. C'mon, let's go home." She grabbed my hand and continued walking.

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I lay down in my bed and sigh. I couldn't get Baldi off of my mind. His thicc juicy red lips, his balloon shaped head, his adorable oversized green sweater, his one thin strand of hair, his smile, everything about him. When we were all solving math problems back at the club room, he stood behind me, whispering compliments into my ear. "Great job!" "You're doing fantaaastiiiic...~" "You got it!" His voice sent chills down my spine. He wasn't praising the other members like this. Maybe he just wanted me to feel welcome here...is his own perverted way.
I couldn't help but notice how when he saw that The Principal got a problem wrong, his cheerful smile slowly faded. He gave The Principal a cold glare and refused to talk to him for the rest of the day. I wonder why he was so pissed about that?
When I showed him my paper his face lit up once again. "I can't believe it, you're incredible!" He pat me on the head and held out his hand. "Here's your prize! A shiny quarter!" I grabbed the quarter and shoved it in my pocket. "Thank you..." "Um...sir...could I maybe try to solve the last problem again?" The Principal muttered. Baldi payed no attention to him and continued talking to me. "Remember, if you keep up the good work, you'll get something special!~" The Principal walked back to his own desk. I slowly nodded and went over to him. While Baldi was busy getting the skin pockets ready I whispered an apology to The Principal. "It's not your fault. He just...really likes math and wants us to succeed..." The Principal gave me a half-smile. During the skin pocket discussion he looked nervous, trying hard not to make eye contact with Baldi. Was he scared of him?

I shook my head and tried not to think about it too much. Baldi wouldn't...hurt anyone, would he? No. I should just go back to playing Bin Weevils and forget about it. ((Yeet u poor clueless child))

///ohhh shit it's Baldi's POV\\

I couldn't get my mind off of Y/n. She's such a smart girl! A very pretty one too~...I almost wish she got a problem wrong so I could punish her for it..((askkedgggshffefffgddj)) I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see if she's smart enough to stay in the club. I like her a lot already, so I hope she can get the last problem right. Maybe I'll even help her...I don't want to hurt her. The Principal seems to like her as well. Fucking idiot. (Hey hEy H eY don't make fun of my bOy)) Does he really think he could be with a smart girl like Y/n? Does he think she..likes him? She will be mine. Hell, she's already mine. Nobody is going to take her from me. If only she could see that The Principal isn't good enough for her. NONE of them are. She should be with me.
I mean, it's obvious she likes me. Why would she let me whisper into her ear like that if she didn't like it? She would've told me to go away. ((Hahsndmsdn I'm ffff??))
I should tease her next time and see if she really does want me. Maybe I could nibble on her ear a bit to see if she pushes me away or not... ((I'm laughing))

I was suddenly snapped out of my perverted thoughts ((thank god)) by someone knocking on my door.

//I'm so sorry asjdhdhfjrddfeweeeejfk\\
//I'll regret writing this in a few years ohbhhmyfuck\\