baldi x reader

I'm calling the police

//I'M ALMOST AT 1,000 READS HOLY FUCKISGDJ WHY. WHO. HOW. THANK U. THIS IS LITERALLY A JOKE I DON'T EVEN LIKE BALDI IN THAT WAY BUT THANKS A LOT ILY 💕💕💕\\\

I groaned and sat up to open the door. Who was here at this hour. I heard another knock followed by a firmiliar voice. "Yo it's me the principal open the fuCk up." What was he doinb here. I angrily swung open the door. "Aye m8t what do ya want?" The Principal rolled his eyes and walked right in. r00d. "Just letting you know that I have the power to expel you if you don't let me re-do that last math problem." Well who the fuck pissed in his cereal? "I think that would be a big mistake..." I chuckled. I dunno why it was a big mistake I just wanted to sound like a phycopath. Cuz I'm in a shitty fanfic and phyco's are sExY for some fuckin reason. Author-chan has a thing for yandere's so idk. "Baldi I would appreciate if you would stop breaking the fourth wall." The Principal suddenly spoke up. Shit. "Also, since you wouldn't be allowed on school property and can't harm me in any way, it wouldn't be a mistake." Welp. Guess I'll let him retry the last math problem bc I don't have my trusty ruler with me yet. Damn. "K fine here's your worksheet." He snATCHED it out of my hands. D0uble r00d.

Your POV:

"SHIT!! I'M LATE FOR SCH00L!1!!" I let go of the tight embrace I had on my anime girl body pillow and quickly sat up. I put on my mini-skirt that showed off my sexy and deLicioUs curves along with my shirt and other articles of clotning and ran out the door. "UWwwAHH!! I held down my skirt so the wind didn't blow it. "I hope no perverted bAKa's try to look at my no no square..." I then remembered I was supposed to be waiting for Playtime. The lazy th0t. I knew I had to be a decent person and help her get to school due to her poor eyesight. "N-nya!!" Playtime ran up to me, her jumprope dragging behind her. Rip jumprope 2018-2018. "Ehehe,,let'z pLai..." she panted. "buddy friend pal chummy chum best friendo pal buddy I dunno how to tell you this but we're already late to class and if you don't grab my hand and start sprinting towards that cursed schoolhouse from hell I might have to get not-so-friendly with ya and I don't want to do that so c'mon you lil thot." I grabbed her hand before she could even respond and ran towards the front doors.

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"No running in the halls." The Principals voice came from behind me. "aH!! SToP, I could've dropped my croissant >:(" he grabbed my arm and dragged me towards detention, causing me to drop my croissant. Fuckin rat. I honestly forgot he was actually the principal. He acted just like a regular student in the club. Idk why. The author doesn't think these things through before she starts writing. "You broke two more rules. No eating food in the halls, and no fourth wall breaks." He opened the door and threw me in. "30 seconds. Detention for you. You should know better." He said before sitting down at the desk in front of me. I sat up and huffed. He was pretty strict when he weren't in the clubroom. He was still cute tho so yEET YeET.

30 seconds passed and I was about to make my way out, not even bothering to say goodbye to The Principal. He just lost friend points for this shiT. But I was suddenly stopped by the principal grabbing my arm before I could open the door. "Detention's over, Princy." I rolled my eyes at him. "Wait! I...I need you to stay for a bit longer..." his voice softened and he was suddenly that kind, shy boy I met at the Math Club again. I sighed and turned to face him. "What is it?" I crossed my arms, leaning against the door. My teacher was gonna be pissed at me and I didn't want to waste any more time. I suddenly noticed how close we were to each other.

Our faces were about two inches apart, and I could feel his warm breath on my cheek. He softened his grip on my arm, taking a few seconds to stare into my eyes. "Y-y/n..." he let go of my arm and slowly brought his hand up to cup my cheek. WhAt The FUCK was going on??¿? "I just want to...look at you..." my heart was pounding so hard I could hear it in my ears, my face felt hot and I wanted to push him away. I wanted to run. But I couldn't. I couldn't move. I couldn't speak. His thumb gently stroked my right cheek, and his breathing became erratic. I was honestly so fuckin confused at this very moment. Why me? What the fuck was going on? Since the author made The Principal Yuri was he going to masturbate with a pen in another chapter? Did I feed my FUCKING cat? I knew this was wrong. Since he isn't a student, and he's the fCUKIGDN PRINCIPAL FOR GODS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THJSI SHITE he was obviously older than me. So this was just,,,dOUBLE wRoNg.

He seemed to realize this and quickly pulled away. "I-I'm so sorry, I...don't know what came over me...you may go to your classroom now." Thank fuck. I quickly wALKED. Not ran. I sure as hell don't want to end up in there again. I walked out and shut the door behind me, not wasting another second. Did that actually happen? Why? Why the fuck. What the damn. Frickin FRCIIC. I need holy water. My soul needs to be cleansed. Please, my lord and savior Garfield, forgive me for my sins. Yartyeet fuckinhh fuck. That was interesting. What a perverted chapter this turned out to be.

((wHOOPS SORrY IK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BALDI X READER BUT THE PRINCIPAL IN MY FAVORITE SO AHAH LEAVE Me alOnE))

((This was cringy and stupid ik but there will be no kinkshaming on tHIS FAMILY FRIENDLY WATTPAD ACCOUNT. SHUT UR BIG VAGINA MOUThG))