Diary and Rants

Movies that made me cry

Many people cry in many different movies. 

Some people cry at the end of the fault in our stars or other sad as fuck movies designed to make your eye "sweat" as my 'tough' brother says. 

Some people cry at the end of Titanic, which, is something I've been trying to figure out why. I didn't cry. I laughed. 

No siriusly, I laughed. (note the overused Harry Potter reference)

Well, people cry at the end of these kinds of sad movies when people die. Not me. 

You know the Disney/ Pixar movie Coco? 

Yeah? Yeah, I watched that movie today. 

I know, I didn't have time. As you can see, I'm a big procrastinator. 

I didn't cry at the end of Titanic, I didn't cry at the end of The Fault in our Stars, but, I FUCKING CRIED AT THE END, OF COCO. 

YES. I FUCKING CRIED. 

Now, Y'all be sitting in front of your laptops or phones reading this, and laughing at this random weird ass crazy girl crying about Coco. 

GUESS WHAT, I AM A WEIRD ASS CRAZY GIRL. 

You know the part when Miguel sang "Remember me" in front of his whole family to Mamà Coco at the end? 

Yeah, I cried there. So what? 

IT WAS TOUCHING, OKAY? DON'T JUDGE. 

For all of y'all who have never seen that movie, It's basically about a boy called Miguel, who loves music but his family forbade him from playing music. He then though that Ernesto, a famous dead musician was his great great grandpa. He stole Ernesto's guitar on the day of the dead or whatever and went to the dead realm. 

Then, he saw his dead family and wanted to ask his great great grandma for her blessing to go back to the living realm and blah blah blah met Hector, blah blah blah, death, and the sad part. 

So basically, I'm too lazy to type out the whole thing, and I know some of you are getting bored. 

Admit it. 

This brings us to our second topic, the first movie that I have ever made me cry. Yes, I don't think it's that surprising. Coco is the second movie that made me cry. 

The first movie that made my eyes 'sweat' a lot was Hotel for Dogs, and, I had to fucking watch that movie on the plane. 

Yes, I cried on the plane. 

So basically, when I cried, people all around me looked at me weirdly, like I'm not already weird enough with my 8-year-old sister thrashing around at that time. 

In conclusion, IT WAS FUCKING EMBARRASSING, especially, I met the first person who saw me cry after I got off the plane. 

That was so embarrassing, my 11-year-old self back then was so embarrassed, that I vowed to never watch another movie on the plane again. 

Well, that vow broke after Beauty and the Beast came out on March 16, 2017, before I was on a plane, going to Japan. 

Thank god I didn't cry, and I didn't swear upon the River Styx, or I'll be dead by now. 

And no, I'm not lying. 

Back to the topic about the first movie that made me cry. 

When I told my friend that I cried in a movie called "Hotel for dogs" (given that she didn't watch it), she burst out laughing, saying that I was lying and that how could someone cry in a movie that was called Hotel for dogs, and that the summary of the movie is 'two teens make a hotel for dogs'. 

I forced her to watch it, and she cried too. 

So, ya'll can go laugh your asses off for now, but don't come back and say that you aren't even a bit sad when you go watch that movie. ASSHAT.

I'll probably rewatch that movie and cry my heart out again. 

Yeah, I need to let out some frustration since my friend abused me for slurping my noodles too loudly at lunch. 

I'm part Japanese, so Fuck Off. 

I EAT THINGS LOUDLY AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TABLE MANNERS (except for around boys and strangers) SO WHAT'S THERE TO JUDGE ABOUT ME, BRUH? 

Oh, wait she's a girl, SISTAH?

Well, that's it for today. 

Who said it was going to be long? 

Little Asian Girl, signing out. 

5/ 21/ 2018  11:05 pm  Taipei Taiwan