Not Considered Cannibalism

Rumors

The news started with the weather, the whole week It was supposed to be super sunny and scorching hot. Finally. this is the weather I liked. I'd rather be sweating than inside with the air conditioning. After it went through the weather and how everyones excited about it, a Blonde newscaster released new news. "Remember the zombie stuff we talked about yesterday?" No. I thought. I was doing homework with the T.V off. I rolled my eyes. This zombie thing was getting old. "Well more has been happening with that..." she continued. "That virus that has been spreading has become increasingly worse." I stared at the screen more intensly. "Dr. Bogaerde of Boston Massachusetts is in huge trouble." Probably deep shit. "Bogaerde has been testing a substance called Toxicplasmosa Gondi. This causes the host to malfunction in a 'Zombie-like' manner." A picture of middle age, balding man in a lab coat popped up on the right of the screen. "After testing Toxicplasmosa Gondi on many rodents for the past years, and testing with felines, he tested it on a human. The human he chose for this was his assistant- Dr. James Mackery. Mackery, after a few minutes of testing he became very unlike himself. He twitched, couldn't walk straight or control his limbs. His eyes became bloodshot, he became hot and he has skin discoloration. He started gnawing on his own hand. Next, he walked out the door and bit multiple people, before leaving the building and he cannot be found." Another picture popped up. "Dr. James Mackery has light brown hair, blue eyes, 180 pounds and it 6 foot. If you see him call the police immediately. He is very dangerous. His bites, saliva and blood can spread the infection. We have people testing everyone in that area for raised temperatures and symptoms like Dr. Mackery. Stay alarmed people." The screen flashed back to the anchor lady. "Well thanks for the news..." "Holy shit." I said out loud. I called Sarah, she was doing her homework and probably didn't see the news. As soon as she picked up and said 'Heyy' I blasted the news into her ear, she had the same reaction I did. She went and called the others. We hung up and I checked Facebook. Everyone posted about the news,their shocked statuses about it, links to watch it, and pictures of Mackery. I switched to Twitter and 'Dr. Mackery' and 'Zombie Apocalypse' were already trending. Sarah, Bria, Katie Jenna and Meghan already Tweeted.

Sarah...

@SarahSpringer7: Mackery's one sonofabitch. Here comes the #ZombieApocalypse.

Then Bria...

@Potterhead133: Everyone load your guns to kick Zombie Ass;)

Ohh Bria. Then Katie...

@KatyBoo0298: Anyone else a bit worried?

Meghan...

@Meghann316: Damn. Shit's gettin real. better go blockade the house!

and I decided to Tweet...

@Abby19 So whos house for the #ZombieApocalypse ? ;)

Then Jenna...

@JJMarie2: May 21st 2013 #ZombieApocalypse starts. Watch out. Makin history here!

And Bria tweeted me back...

@Potterhead133: @Abby19 Your house is the coolest and your parents dgaf. RT for Abs house!!

They all retweeted.

@Abby19: Okay, so as soon as it gets bad come on over! I'll be prepared;)

@Meghann316: @Abby19 'I'll be prepared;)'? Sounds like We're gonna fuck or something. O.O

@Abby19: @Meghann316 Oh, you know it babe;)

**({[ My actual Twitter is @SarahSpringer7, @Potterhead133 is my friends, so is @Katyboo0298. The others could be an actual Twitter, but if It is, it is nobody I know.]})**

After we joked around on Twitter for a bit, I watched some T.V , explored Facebook and jumped into bed. I can't imagine the countless zombie jokes for tomorrow. But, in all honesty...I'm actually a bit scared.