Versus EXO

Send to: my babies

(Suho)

*send to: group: my babies*

Family meeting this afternoon. Bring your significant others.

-mama suho-

(Third Person)

Natanggap ang text ni mama

D.O: *le texts Aine* Sabay tayo uuwi ngayon.

Kai: Janie, sama ka daw sakin mamaya ha. *resumes hugging Jaine* (mamaya na explanation sa kahalayang to)

Sehun: Brat, are you my significant other?

Bubbles: No, im your girl.

Sehun: I see no difference.

Bubbles: Then i am your significant other. Hala, magbubbletea na tayo. Pinag-cut mo pa ko ng class para dito. (Tsk, ang mga maknae!!!)

Chanyeol: Baek, dadalhin ko ba si Dae?

Baekhyun: Kidnapping yun pag ginawa mo.

Chanyeol: Wala ka lang partner ee.

Baekhyun: Yeol, your my partner. *aegyo*aegyo*

(Ang Baekyeol talaga... Kilegmats)

Kris: *calls Bien from outside the restroom* Brat, you need to come with me later.

Bien: Where?

Kris: My house.

Bien: Not so fast, perv.

Kris: Fine, to our cafe. -/////-"

Lay: Oh, dito nalang pala tayo Memo, may meeting daw maya maya e.

Memo: May class pa kaya ako.

Lay: Sa tingin mo makakatakas ka sakin?

Memo: Edi dito na nga lang tayo. Sabi ko nga.

Luhan: Katarina ko, halika sa cafe.

Kitty: May class pa ko no.

Luhan: Jagiya, nagcucutting na tayo ngayon.

Kitty: So kelangan ituloy tuloy na?

Luhan: Hahalikan kita.

Kitty: Halika na sa cafe, perv.

Tao: *le calls Pan* *manly tone* Pan, sumama ka sakin mamaya.

Pan: Bastos ka, anong tawag mo sakin?

Tao: Pan.

Pan: Zi Tao... >:(

Tao: Noona... Kailangan mong sumama sakin mamaya.

Pan: San ba tayo?

Xiumin: *le text Coffee* My princess, cappuccino later? Ill make one for you at the cafe.

Coffee: Sure, my prince. ;)

Chen: *binasa ng three times yung text* bastos tong si hyung, nangaasar? SINGLE SI JONGDAE, SINGLE!!!

Fans: Tologo!!! Kenekeleg keme!

Chen: Joke! Poging kong to, single? -lingon sa right- Lyric, sama ka sakin mamaya?

Lyric: K-Kasama ko si Dae mamaya pauwi ee.. Oppa.

Chen: Yung bias si Yeollie? Sama mo na siya. Sa cafe lang naman tayo ee.

Lyric: O...k lang?

Chen: Hindi kita jino-jongdae, promise.

Lyric: Bakit parang ayokong maniwala sayo?