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EXO pag nangaakit

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Next day...

Dance Hall-Exclusive for EXO <3

Nakabilog ang EXO habang naglulunch. First day of practice nila for the new set of songs. Mini album lang, 6 songs.

"So anong masasabi niyo kagabi?" Tanong ni Suho.

"Nagka-girlfriend ako." Bulong ni Sehun

"Nawalan ako ng girlfriend." Buntung-hininga ni Luhan

"NOooooOOOooo!?" Madramang sigaw ng EXO

"Lulu..." Tinap ni Xiumin yung balikat ni Luhan.

"Hyung?" Tawag ni Sehun

"Ok. Hindi kami nag-break talaga pero sooobra yung away namin kagabi, napagalitan na kami nung kapitbahay nila sa sigawan namin at guys- hindi sumisigaw si Kitty in more than 15 seconds." Nagawa pang mag-trivia ni luhan.

"Hindi pa yan. Tampuhan lang yun." Chanyeol

"Tampuhan? Sinapak kaya ako! Ay grabe, sinikmuraan ako." Humiga si luhan at nag-egg roll.

"Kamusta naman kayo ni Lyric?" Tanong ni Suho.

"Edi ano pa?" Nagmake-face si Chen

"Basted?" D.O

"Loko ka ah. Hindi no. Kami na. We already." Pagmamayabang ni Chen.

"Lokohan to, uwian na!" Sigaw ni Baekhyun.

"E ikaw? Wala ka ngang partner ee, mahina ka kay otor! Ayaw kang bigyan ng moment!" Asar ni Chen.

"Ayaw niya sakin ee. Ampeyr." Nag-pout si Baekhyun.

(Hihi. Darating yan Bakkie, konting pa-cute pa~~~)

"Otor ako muna! Grabe, nililigawan ko si Dae. Nililigawan pa lang!" Chanyeol.

"Otor... Kami kaya ni Coffee Princess ko?*aegyo*" Xiumin

Nagingay na po ang EXO para sa atensyon nang magandang otor.

"Otor... I love you, babe" D.O in his sexy english voice that can melt butter.

(KYAAAAH!!! Kyungsoo wins! *,*)

^ <3 ^  D.O

"Unfair!!!" EXO

EXO kapag mangaakit.

D.O: I will sing in your ear your favorite english love song while i serve you my specialty dish.

Kai: I've prepared a hot dance number just for you.

Sehun: Bish... I'll just lay here and look at you intently.

Chanyeol: You want to hear my sexy voice? Ok.:3

Baekhyun: Girl, cant do sexy but i'll do my 20 aegyos so you'll die swooning for my cuteness.

Suho: I will take you to your dream place. If its beside me baby, you got me. ;)

Xiumin: I will just butt dance my feelings for you. No touching okay? They're tender. ;)

Luhan: I will just stand in front of you while i devour you with my eyes.

Kris: Babe, take a good look at me and say you're not seduced already.

Tao: Wanna shower together?

Lay: *dances immediately* *with swag esp. HIPS*

Chen: Hindi ako marunong mangakit... Magpakilig... Hindi rin. Pangitiin ka. Gurl, give me ten seconds and you'll laugh your way to my- our bed.

(ANNOUNCEMENT: Hindi na po itutuloy ito dahil namatay na po sa kilig si otor. Pagbigyan nyo na ko, puhlease. Hoho. OVARIES:BOOMBOOMBOOM!)