The imperfectly perfect softie of the century

Chapter One : Prologue

Min Yoongi, the perfect boy.

Students, ministry officers and even the minister himself, is well aware of this boy ever since he stepped into the gate of hogwarts.

Yes, he did live up to the Min legacy, maybe even exceeded the expectation from others. Taking OWLs when he was a second year, grabbing outstandings in every subject and then taking the NEWTs when in fourth year, and to no one's surprise, actually, he again managed to get outstandings in every subject he took without batting an eye. Got praised personally by the minister himself, and even got a lunch date with the head auror in the ministry ( everyone knows that the said head auror has a huge fucking crush on Yoongi. )

Captain and seeker of the slytherin quidditch team, head boy of the school, basically, just getting every honourable title offered in the school.

And most importantly, despite his achivements, where you will expect either a geeky looking boy or a boy with too much muscles for his own good that he can share with the whole school, he is none of that. He has a pale complexion, looks underweight and is definitely shorter than average. Ethereal face, long slender fingers that looks too good to be true on the piano keys. And damn, look at it, everyone will kill for his ass.

He doesn't have much friends, to be exact. He is not easy to approach when he has a resting bitch face twenty four hours (according to rumours, he has a resting bitch face even when he is bathing ).

But that didn't stop people from having crushes on him though, love letters overflowing on his desks, sometimes people even slips it into his books, confessions happening everywhere, there was one time when Yoongi was peeing and the boy next to him chose to confess at that very place and moment. It is so bad that Yoongi has to take his meals as quickly as he could back to his head boy private room to prevent anyone spiking his food with love potions, and whenever its valentines day, he starves himself while eyeing the mountain of chocolate piled in the rubbish bin in his room.

Some of his braver housemates states to him that Yoongi can detect the love potions by smell. Yoongi just shrugged at their remarks, because basically,

Yoongi had never fallen in love.

He is further confirmed about this fact when he tried making a love potion himself just for academic reasons. After making it, the potion is like water to him, he can't smell a thing, so he thought he got something wrong while making, but when he decided to test it on a dog in a pet shop in hogsmeade, it fucking worked. The potion he made was so strong that the dog had been knocked unconsious for about half an hour (which Yoongi was bored and free enough to stand in front of the dog and wait ) , then woke up and clinged on Yoongi so tight that he can't shake the damn dog off and had to buy it in the end.

He named her Holly, and well, she is a good companion after Yoongi gave her the anti dose of potion.

Yoongi has a boring life, to conclude. Before a certain gryffindor came stumbling into his life. Cliché, cliché.