Narrator: So, it has been precisely 29 seconds since we've left Susan. And it's been a very rocky ride. This is were it starts get interesting. Let's see what's happened now:
*back to where we came from*
Carly: It's finally time to say goodbye Susan!
Susan: Okay can I just say I want the Wii theme at my funeral.
Further crashing is heard outside.
Carly: What could it POSSIBLY BE NOW?!?
Susan: Thanos?
Carly: Mum, Dad. Get out now!
Apes hop out.
Susan: Oooh... if I talked to my parents like that I would get beat -
Carly: Your parents can't even see you!
Carly: Were is that music coming from?
Susan: Why aren't I dead yet?
*the music accompanies the entrance*
A tall, fat, plumpy old man and and a short lanky and frail little boy with a walking stick who appeared to be blind emerges from the darkness.
Boy: Good afternoon your highness.
Susan: Why can't I just rest in peace.
Old man: My name is Dimitri, and this is my backup - Clifford.
Susan: Okay.
*Awkward silence*
Susan: Where's Carly?
*Meanwhile, upstairs in Carly's room*
Carly: Where is it? WHERE IS IT?!
Female ape: Ape ape ape ape ape (Where is what?)
Carly: Where is my katana? UHHHA!
Carly looks around for her katana.
Carly: Mom help me!!
Female ape: APE APE!? (Why are you shouting at me for?
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HumorSusan knows something's up... Susan has always been the weird one, Susan's the odd one out, Susan's the one who has no friends, Susan's the one who no one notices- not even by her own parents. No one seems to notice Susan has gone missing for two ye...
