Narrator: You know what time it is! Previously on 0-100, Susan and the crew arrived at Charlie's madhouse, Charlie took a rather... odd interest in Camila and now someone from the EMC has knocked the door. Let's see what's happening:
*Where we left off*
Dimitri: Oh no, it's the EMC!
Clifford: There onto us already?!
Susan: What do we do!??
*dramatic silence*
Susan: Guys!? You know what, Charlie you do it!
Charlie: Why me?!
Susan: 'Cos it's your house you idiot!
Charlie: Hey! I'm supposed to be calling you the idiot...
Susan: JUST OPEN THE DOOR!!
Unknown: Open up!
Charlie: Whatever, I'll do it.
Charlie reluctantly steps up to the door and his hands tremble. The atmosphere is tense, he opens the door and then...
Unknown: Hello, I've come to deliver your specialised Japanese candy!
*...*
Charlie: What?!
Candy guy: Someone has ordered candy.
Susan: But... but you said you were from the EMC.
Candy guy: Yes, I am. It stands for Eat More Candy.
Charlie: Oh.
*awkward silence*
Charlie: So who bought candy!?
A mindless elephant appears from nowhere and approaches the Candy guy. It grabs the Candy box from the guy's hand with its trunk, and trudges back inside.
Elephant: Thanks.
Candy guy: ...AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Charlie: Soz about this, look into this camera until it flashes.
Camera flashes.
Charlie: There we go! Now you won't remember anything you just saw.
*Candy guy walks away and Charlie shuts the door*
Charlie: I told you not to do that!
Elephant: Sorry.
Susan:What..the..hell..just..happened?
Susan: Did an elephant just order sweets?
Adam: That's semi-weird but semi-cool too!
Susan: Okay. Actually, I wanna eat now too. Adam and Clifford come with me!
Adam and Clifford: Why us?
Susan: Because...
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HumorSusan knows something's up... Susan has always been the weird one, Susan's the odd one out, Susan's the one who has no friends, Susan's the one who no one notices- not even by her own parents. No one seems to notice Susan has gone missing for two ye...
