Crenny/Craig X Kenny one-shots. -AGED UP.- \ \ \Fluffs/Smuts./ / /

[5/5] \ \ \ Dinner?/ / /[5/5]

'How has Karen and Kevin been going?' I ask as Kenny smiles. 'Great! They spend a lot of time together when Kevin isn't at work, Kevin is also teaching her how to cook.' I smile. 'That is adorable.' Kenny kisses my cheek. 'Want to stay over for dinner. . .' He places his hand on my inner thigh going up quickly grabbing my dick, he bites on my earlobe. 'We can do something afterwards. . .even before then.'

He starts kissing my jawline as I smirk pinning him to his bed. 'Dibs topping.' Kenny squirms. 'Craig.' I laugh. 'You've been bottom multiple times, don't complain.' Kenny laughs opening his draw revelling no lube. 'Be rough.' I suck on his neck as I start pulling down his pants and undoing his jumper with another hand as the door opens and Kevin says. 'Dinners.-' I jump off Kenny as Kenny just shrugs doing up his fly. 'Hey, Kevin.'

Kevin nods. 'So, sorry for interrupting I guess. . . but um, Karen and I finished dinner. . .' I nod as Kenny laughs. 'Awesome.' He grabs my hand and drags me out of the room, Kevin asks. 'Please tell me that was like. . .a first time thing. . .' Kenny shakes his head. 'Not really.' I whisper into Kennys ear. 'Please stop, this is embarrassing.' Kenny shakes his head. 'Nah, I like not being a virgin.' Karen asks. 'What's a virgin.'

Kenny and Kevin look at Karen and growl. 'Something you'll always be.' I laugh. 'What makes you any different Kenny?' Kenny says. 'I'm a guy, and I've always been a manwhore.' I roll my eyes and Karen asks. 'Tricia says that she wishes the walls were thicker so she wouldn't have to deal with all the moaning.' Kevin asks. 'Is Tricia that orange haired girl that was in the photo?' I nod. 'Yeah, I call her Brat.'

Kevin asks. 'Brat?-' Kenny cuts him off. 'Don't question it.' Kevin nods. 'Ok. . .' Karen smiles. 'Can we dinner?' Kevin nods. 'Sure little one.' Karen groans. 'I'm not little.'

After dinner, Kenny and I walk into his room as he starts kissing my neck. He sits on my lap quickly as I grab his ass shoving my tongue down his throat, the door creeks open as we hear someone yell. 'GAY!' Kenny quickly gets off my lap sitting far away from me, Fartman, Kyle and his boyfriend Stan walk in, I roll my eyes as Kenny asks. 'How did you guys get in here?' I look at Kenny seeing the drool rolling down his chin.

I can't help but smirk a bit, Cartman says. 'Kinny! Why would you make out with Craig?! That's gay Kinny!' Kenny shrugs. 'Well, at least I'm not gay for Kyle.' Cartman says annoyed. 'Kahl! Kahl can go suck Stans dick!' Stan wraps an arm around Kyle and says. 'See, approval.' I say. 'Um, Kenny, you have something, right there.' Kenny tries to whip his upper lip, I shake my head grabbing his face with one of my hands and lightly whipping the drool off his bottom lip with my thumb.

He smiles. 'Thanks.' He leans in closer peeking me once then returning to sitting normally, Karen runs into the room quickly. . .running into my arms?! I say confused pulling her up on my lap. 'Hey, Karen?' Karen cries into my chest. 'I had. . .I had a bad dream. . .' I rub her back lightly as Kenny sits there giving me the dead eye, I ask. 'What babe?' Kenny sits closer and says annoyed. 'She's my sister and she ran to you.' I wrap my arm around Kenny and kiss his temple, Karen quickly hugs Kenny.

I smile. 'There.' Kyle says. 'You three look like a big gay family.' Karen says. 'I'm not gay though.' I say. 'Kyle, the only person with a big gay family, is you.' Kenny laughs. 'Isn't Ike gay? And you have a boyfriend.' Kyle says flustered. 'Yes! So?!' Kenny puts up his hands. 'Hey, I've probably hit more bases with most of the boys in school then you have with Stan!' I rest my head on his shoulder and whisper. ' You really are a whore. . .McWhoreDick.' Kenny covers Karen's ears. 'Don't say such factual things in front of Karen!'

I whisper kissing his ear. 'I really wanted to do stuff with you but, thanks to those douches that's not happening.' Cartman says. 'We're not douches!' I say. 'You're boner killers, I'm sorry I was wrong.' Kenny laughs as Kyle nods in agreement. 'You're not friends with him, he barges into my room 24/7 to annoy me.' Karen asks. 'What's a boner killer?' Kenny says. 'Something that you are.' Karen says. 'I'm sorry then. . .' I laugh as Kenny says. 'No, Karen. You're adorable and any boy would be happy to have you but, I'm your older brother, and Craig is just really gay.'

Hope you enjoyed that! Bye!