I sit there awkwardly in the middle of Kenny and Wendy as I feel a hand quickly rub on my inner thigh, I turn my head to see Wendy, I groan. 'Don't touch my thigh. I didn't like it in the 3rd grade, I don't like it now.' She puts her hands up in defeat as I feel another hand place on my thigh.
I roll my eyes smirking at Kenny. 'Kenny.~' I purr placing my face close to his, he smirks rubbing his hand closer to my growing erection, I kiss him lightly as Wendy groans. 'So, Kenny is hotter than me?' I look at her and nod. '100%.' Wendy asks. 'Why is it cause he's blonde?!' I shrug. 'Yeah, and also because he has a dick and a nice tight ass.' Kenny laughs little kissing my neck.
I kiss him again as the Mr Garrosion yells. 'BOYS! YOU DON'T FUCK IN THE CLASSROOM! YOU TAKE THAT TO THE BEDROOM!' I roll my eyes. 'You shoved a gerbil up Mr Slaves ass.' Mr Garrosion rolls his eyes. 'Oh please, I was trying to get fired.' I say. 'And I'm trying to get suspended.' Mr Garrison says. 'Wendy. Sit in between them.' I groan. 'The fucking thing that touches my thigh, no.' Stan says annoyed. 'Don't say shit about my girlfriend.'
I stand up grabbing Marsh by the collar. 'Tell your girlfriend not to touch me.' Stan asks confused. 'What?' I get closer to his face and say. 'You're girlfriend is a fucking slut.' He shakes his head. 'No she isn't.' I say. 'Want to make a bet.' He nods. 'Yeah.' I turn to the class. 'Who here is hooked up or at least kissed Wendy fuck-a-burger in the last 4 months.' Cartman, Token, Bridon, Gregory, Tweek, Bebe and Hiedi.
I smirk. 'Told you stupid.' I drop him as he sprints out of the classroom crying, Kyle death glares me running out after him, Kenny walks up next to me says. 'Craig. You shouldn't have done that.' He hits my arm and I ask. 'Why? So I save him from getting with a slut.' Kenny says. 'You still shouldn't have done that. He probably feels humiliated.' Kenny slaps me and leaves the room going after Stan, I groan sitting next to Clyde. 'Did I fuck up?' Clyde nods. 'Yeah, just a bit.' I groan. 'Agh! I fuck up with every relationship I've ever had.'
Tweek sits down next to me. 'H-hey dude.' I say. 'Hey.' Tweek says. 'Why did you do that?' I answer. 'Marsh's girlfriend is a slut and I don't like Marsh so.' Tweek nods. 'Oh, and can I explain about Wendy. . .' I shrug. 'Sure, what happened.' He says playing with the rim of his shirt. 'A-after you and I broke up, I was hanging out with her and she kissed me, she forced her tongue down my throat.' I laugh. 'Why didn't you tell me? We promised to stay friends, I know how gay you are and it's obvious you would never want to kiss a girl.'
He laughs. 'Yeah, girls aren't really my thing.' I laugh. 'Same, I'm going to have to apologise to Stan. . .I'll talk to you later Tweek, alright?' He nods. 'That would be nice.' I stand up and exit the classroom to see Stan and Kyle making out with Kenny smirking, I say. 'What the fuck?' Kyle pulls back as Kenny groans. 'What do you want?' I walk up to all of them and say. 'Sorry Stan, I didn't mean to humiliate you, but you got Kyle.' Stan rubs his eyes. 'What?' I ask. 'Aren't you two gay?' Stan and Kyle quickly run off blushing, I shrug. 'I see, they're 5 years old.' Kenny shrugs going to leave, I place my hand on his shoulder lightly and I say. 'Babe. . .' He pushes his hand off his shoulder and says. 'Don't "babe" me.' I say. 'Why are you mad at me?' Kenny groans. 'What if you do something like that to me?!' I kiss his cheek. 'I wouldn't do that, I love you too much.'
Kenny shrugs. 'Well, that's good.' I laugh. 'Don't you love me?' He smiles. 'I do, I love you.'
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