We made our way to the non specific cliffside and notice there are some springs on the floor
You and interloper : fucking seriously ozpin you can't even make them jump on their own god this is shit Ozpin : why did you come here then You : um ehhh Interloper : I had to come here to flashbang a bimbo who tells horrible jokes You: really interloper Inteloper : yes Ozpin : seems as you are being snarky I'll launch you guys early
Before ozpin could launch me the Jewish interloper leaped into the forest and I used my thumb To push myself into the air travelling about 3 times the distance that the interloper did
Then we split up mauling hundreds of grim with little effort as we tried to find the relic temple . Yeah we knew all about the temple and exactly what the relics are so it was simply a matter of finding them
I approach the temple , still thumbing the shit out of Grimm with the fluency of a rubber chicken being slapped against a broken fence panel when suddenly I hear the whir of machinery before a grim goes flying past me
???: well hello old chum ! That voice was all to familiar to me and I turn around to see a face I haven't seen in years
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You : Wallace ?! Wallace : these trousers don't lie !
Optimistic as always Wallace slowly trudges towards me in his trousers that despite their clunky design they are probably the most perfectly designed machine I've ever seen . I may not be a mechanic but I had some knowledge so back at signal I assisted Wallace in making the trousers but I never actually stuck around to finish them
You : you managed to finish them Wallace : yeah they run smoother than a block of cheddar
Wallace would say pretty much everything in a optimistic shout making it kind of hard to be stealthy but hey , we were strong enough to hold off anything that came our way anyways
You : Wallace behind you !
Wallace spun around on the spot without hesitation and began to build up a kick that must have took around 10 seconds to build up but he somehow managed to kick the Beowulf before it hit him
He turned around with the cheesiest grin that would make anyone on remnant shit their pants ... Including me but I refrained myself as I didn't want to ruin my chef whites
Wallace : hey y/n is that the temple You : why yes good friend , yes it is
After grabbing the relic me Wallace and the interloper are the first to get back to the cliffside , followed by ruby her sister and some other random cucks . We then report to grand hall to hear the "fuehrer " ozpin allocate the teams
