Ahem
Y/n PoV
Upon awakening I adjust my f.o.v slider to a higher scale so that my instigating institute thumb didn't cover my whole screen , after I cleared my face of my glorious weapon I take a chance to admire the surroundings and I realise that interloper appeared two have a few bullet holes in his groin
Y/n : guess he warped in his sleep again , aimer les profs
You inspected the triangular penetrations on his skin and revved your thumb, igniting it ,and began to cauterise the wounds . As you would have expected he began to moan , pain , pleasure, pain , pleasure ,pain du fromage, pain.
A high pitched tone reminiscent of the voice of a blonde twat that can't confess filled the room , looking across the room you realised that the heart monitor by interlopers sleeping cupboard had flatlined , you began to panic until the image on the screen changed
You : that's ... Not normal
Things only got weirder when interloper got up with his Gordon Ramsay spectre somehow separate from his body and they both mimicked the footage on the screen as elegantly as a bulldog chewing on a wasp , it was a perfect sight , so perfect in fact , that it blinded your right arm
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One thumb man ( male chef reader x rwby + dxd for fun )
FanfictionYou are dat chef from ratatouille who is all like " I killed a man with dis thumb "
