Stupidity

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Sam walked into the bunker with plastic bags dangling from his arms. He was sent to get the weeks worth of food.

However he looks up to see Dean holding his nose closed with blood dripping from it. Across the room was their sister, (Y/N). Her and Dean were twins, though Dean always said he was older. Her (S/C) face was red from anger and her hands were balled up into fists. (H/C) hair stuck out in frizz, as if it was pulled in different directions.

"What happened here?" Sam asked calmly, trying not to get snapped at in the process. He knew in these situations, it was like defusing a bomb. Sibling fights, normal difficulty. Twin fights, you better have training in diffusing a nuclear warhead. "Why is he bleeding?"

"Because he's an idiot." (Y/N) growled.

"I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just spontaneously bleeding from the nose." Sam said with a slight grin, hoping comedy might help.

"I think it's a new phenomenon." She said back.

"What did he do this time?"

"He's an asshole!" She shouted. Dean rolled his eyes and snorted. "You wanna bleed more bitch?"

"Woah, Woah." Sam said and quickly grabbed his big sister's waist before she could attack Dean again.

"Oh please, you know I am right, and no reason to get mad at me for telling the truth!" Dean shouted at her. (Y/N) tried to wiggle out of Sam's death grip to get at her brother.

"Take it back! Take it back you motherfucker!!" She screamed. Sam then picked up his sister and brought her to her room in the bunker.

"Stay here." He said sternly. (Y/N) growled but sat on her bed and pouted. Sam shook his head and walked away. "I swear, it is like I am the older one."

Once Sam got back to the living area, he saw Dean leaning his head back with an ice pack on his nose. He groaned as he tilted his head back. Sam shook his head as he sat down in front of his older brother.

"I swear, I forgot she packs one hell of a punch." Dean chuckled while looking at his youngest sibling. "Where did you stick her?"

"Dean, what the hell were you two arguing about?" Sam asked his brother. Sam sat into the chair, with a slump. He opened the beer next to him and waited.

"Well Sammy, If you must know there is a set of movies that are absolute classics." Dean began. He sat across from his little brother and continued. " The first started with a trilogy, then came out the trilogy prolong."

"Dean, Are you two fighting over Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit?" Sam asked his brother.

"Exactly!" Dean said. "The discussion of which was the better movie. I say the Hobbit, due to the fact it isn't traveling for three hours of film!"

Y/N busted into the room, slipping on the tile with her (f/c) socks. She pointed at Dean with fury in her eyes.

"You take that back!" She yelled.

"No. And you know what! The motivation for the film was better too!" Dean yelled back.

"BITCH! Half of the characters in the film were not in the books!" (Y/N) shouted at her "idiot" twin brother. Sam could swear her head had steam rising from it.

"Just give up and adimt your wrong!"

"No!"

"God you are such a pain in the ass!"

"Yeah, what are you gonna do about?!" Dean shouted back.

Before Sam could do anything, she bolted across the room. Her tighten fist connected with his sharp jaw. Her (e/c) eyes filled with fire as Dean fell from the punch. Sam pushed his hair back with his hands as he shouted at the twins to stop fighting. Dean stood up, holding his jaw with pain. Sam quickly got between them, stopping anything from happing at that moment.

"Alright, I get it. You are both...very passionate...about these movies." Sam said, his hands out like Owen in Jurassic world against the raptors. "But sometimes, it is good to have different looks on this."

"Sam, just break the tie!" Dean said. "You tell us which is better."

Sam looked at his older siblings. He had to carefully think of the right response. If he said the wrong thing, the two would practically kill each other with him along with it. There were times where he was not sure how they are his older siblings. As kids, this happened a lot. It was always Sam who fixed it. That is why, in a drunken haze, (Y/N) called him the smarter sibling out of all four of them. Yes, she included Adam.

"I like them both, however..." Sam spoke, trying to think on his feet. "The real question is if you like one, why cannot like the other or other in sense of prequel or not? Now think of that, but the opposite and then you have my answer."

Both siblings looked at each other, in total confusion. Even Sam was not sure what the hell he said made sense. He said a. Whole bunch of words and tried to make sense of it. He pulled a Captain Jack Sparrow.

"You're not gonna hit me again, are you?" Dean asked as he looked at his sister.

"Not right now." She said, ending the argument at hand. Sam sighed in relief, though he was not sure how this helped end it. He hoped for this to be the last argument fro a while.

"We can both agree that Will Turner is better than Jack right?"

"WHAT! NO DEAN!"

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