Me:I see you guys just love me. ALRIGHT! WE NEED JEFF, BEN, AND JANE!
Jane:Um, a little help here. *Still tied up in the corner.*
Liu:Ugh.... *Unties her but, takes her knife for safety.*
Jane:But I need that! *Scowls.*
Liu:Mr.Oreo, decides what you need and what you don't!
Jeff:You go Mr.Oreo! *Cheers.*
Glitchy Red: Onto the questions! Liv_Davenport dares: I dare Jane and Jeff to kiss >:3
BEN:JEFF AIN'T KISSIN' NO ONE. I WILL NOT ALLOW IT! *Angry face.*
Jeff and Jane: I refuse! *Glares at each other.* WHAT AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?
Me:*Laughs evilly.* You have to do! DO IT NOW OR I GET ZALGO!
Jane and Jeff: *Their eyes widen, once 'Zalgo' is said they go into a heated make-out sessions as Jeff cries out, "WHY'D I BURN OFF MY EYELIDS!?"*
Me:MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Liu:*Salutes his brother.* YOU SIR ARE AMAZING!
BEN:You shouldn't have done that... *BEN scowls at Jane as she runs to the closet and locks herself in there.*
Sonic.exe:NEXT QUESTION! _TheAngelOfDarkness_ asks: Jeff you so realize that in Dead Rising 2 you have to FIND the weapons right? You can't get drunk until you have a good weapon! COMMON SENSE JEFFERY!!
Jeff: I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'M GETTIN' DRUNK NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!
EJ:2.And I have another question for BEN! What's your favorite game besides Majora's Mask?
BEN:WELL, GRAND THEFT AUTO, I CAN GO TO ALL THE STRIP CLUBS, SEE ALL THE BEWBS! JEFF WANNA PLAY GTA V WITH ME?!
Jeff:HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs up to BEN's room and gets the XBOX 360 ready.* COME ON BEN!!!!!!!!
Me:Thanks everyone! BEN and Jeff are totes not gonna GTA V without me! *Runs up the stairs.*
LJ:Guess I'll do the outro then. BAI GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME WITH ALL THE FIREWORKS AND OTHER 4TH OF JULY THINGS! HAVE SOME CANDY! *Hands the readers some non-poisoned candy.*
A/N:Okay, so, I've never played Rising Dead 2, but Jeff is a raging alcoholic so much alcohol. Anywho! Thanks everyone, don't you think BEN's jealousy is just totes adorbs? I do! EEEK! <3 Later Lovelies! ~The Lady Behind The Curtain~
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