Me:Welp! Get your asses down here! We have a few questions!
Jeff:*Wearily comes down with a sleeping mask that says, "Fucking Classy." On the front.* I'M TOO FUCKING TIRED FOR QUESTIONS. WHY THE HELL WAS I AWOKEN FROM MY BEAUTY REST?!
BEN:*Rolls down the stairs.* BUT. VIDEO GAMES, DARK, SHE SAYS WE HAVE TO STOP PLAYING AND ANSWER SOME STUPID QUESTIONS.
Dark:THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THE LAST TIME I WAS ASKED A QUESTION I WAS TRAMPLED BY A HOARD OF FANGIRLS! *Comes down with a chest cast.* YOU OF KNOW WHAT I GOT OUT OF THAT?! A COLLASPED LUNG AND A FEW BROKEN RIBS! I'M TIRED AS SHIT. I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE THEY WERE HERE. I'M ALWAYS ARMED AND READY. SO FUCKING TIRED.
Me:'Kay then... Shall we question??? Yeah let's question. _TheAngelOfDarkness_ asks: YUSH!!!!! 100 DOLLARS!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!! But Dark? How could you not survive all those Fangirls?
Darkness:COLLASPED LUNG AND BROKEN RIBS.
Dr.Smiley:I fixed him up though.
You're no longer on my list of badass CreepyPasta's! *Disappointed Face*
Darkness:*Gestures angrily at chest cast.*
But...... question for everyone!!! What would you do if I trapped all of you in limbo? *Backs Away* I'm not saying that I'm planning to do that......
Everyone:WE'LL LIMBO IN LIMBO. THEN HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! :D
Me:Well that was nice! NEXT! Belovedpotatoe (That is a fabulous username.) asks: oh, I have a dare for Zalgo!!! *laughs evily* I dare you to give slendy a lapdance. I totes ship slendyxzalgo!!!
Zalgo: R U CEREAL RIGHT NOW?! R U CEREAL?! WE ARE ENEMIES!!!
Me:Zalgo, it's a dare you have to! You don't wanna seem like a wimp do you?
Zalgo:I'll be back... *Goes into the bathroom and comes back lookin' like a stripper.* OH SLENDY~!
Me:*Turns 'Sexting' by Blood on The Dance Floor on.*
Zalgo:*Doing a really sexual lap dance.* Slap mah ass Slendy. DO IT!
Slendy:What has been seen cannot be unseen... *Very much disgusted.*
Jeff I dare you to read jeffxben yoi, lemon style.
Jeff: What's a lemon? ((A/N:I already know. No need to explain.)) Alrighty then time to look it up. *Looks up Jeff x BEN Lemons, finds a whole stack of them.* BEN's P.O.V. Jeff is looking even more beautiful than yesterday. I'm always beautimuful. *Reads more and more.* Jeff began to unzip his pants as I hid in his closet. A bit stalkerish are we BEN, right when I'm going to take a shower too huh? *Reads on.* Jeff pulled out a photo from the top drawer of his night stand. I thought I was going to take a shower since I'm undressing. It looked like a picture of me. While I was asleep. 'The hell?!' I thought to myself as I didn't make a noise. Oh, I see where this is going... I'm okay with this!!! *Giggles quietly and reads on silently.* ...... OOOOO BEN'S GONNA GET SOME WITH ME. *Laughs manically.*
BEN: DId I just hear what I think I heard?! *Runs over to Jeff naked.* You. Me. Bedroom. Now!
Jeff:OH YUS! *Runs to his room, clothing flying everywhere.*
BEN:We'll be back in a little while!!! *Runs after Jeff. No clothing flying because he's already naked.*
Lj, seven minutes in heaven with darkness...
LJ:Wanna taste some candy, Darkness??? *Grabs him and runs to the closet.*
Toby, why you so fine???
Toby:Well, Pancakes do wonders for my compliction. *Bathing in pancakes.*
Jane and Jeff laying in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g you get what I'm daring right? *wiggles eyebrows.*
Jane:*Jeff comes down stairs with a happy look on his face, followed by BEN. Jane pulls him outside to a tree.* WE HAVE A DARE! *Yup, an actual tree.*
hehehe BEN, watch me cream you in a video game war!! unless your scared...
BEN: So flippin' happy right now. I can do anything! BRING IT!!!
Me:NEXT!!! Par_oid asks:I agree with @Belovedpotatoe I want BEN and Jeff to be trapped in a room with nothing to look at but Jeff x BEN yaio. I would LOOOOVE to see their reactions. =u= (I am so evil)
Jeff & BEN:*Already doing that.* THIS IS LOVE, THIS IS LIFE. <3
Me: We have to go now!!!!!!! Everyone say bye!
Everyone: BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N:Okay, I was excited to write this. With all the Ships and the Limbo... I do ship Jeff x BEN alot... Anyhow. I finished Marble Hornets two days ago. So I cried alot. But, stalking Tim Sutton's Twitter & Tumblr cheered me up. ~The Lady Behind The Curtain~
YOU ARE READING
Ask The Creepypastas! \(^_^)/
HumorOKAY YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY! KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING? HANGING WITH THE PASTAS! COME ONE COME ALL! ASK AWAY! WITH EVERYONE HERE, WHO CARES! I LOVE YOU GUYS!
