Me:GODDAMNIT! THIS IS SO F*HKING STRANGE AS HELL!
Clockwork:What's wrong?
Me:EVERYTHING! *Yelling and screaming.* WHAT THE F*HK I'M NOT EVEN ALMOST DONE WITH IT! F*HK CHRIS, F*HK NATILIE. THE HELL. THE HELL. YAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jeff:What the hell is with the yelling?! *Notices the youtube tab with Clockwork's story.* OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me:WHAT. THE. F*HK.
Toby:WHAT? *Twitch.* IS THIS?
Slenderman:WHAT IS WITH ALL THE SWEARING?! *Slender-walks into the living room.*
Me:SHE F*HKING STITCHED A SMILE INTO HER MOUTH BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER! WHAT THE F*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!
Clocky:It's not that bad...
Me:THROUGHLY CREEPED OUT! I DIDN'T THINK THAT COULD HAPPEN. BUT IT'S HAPPENING. EVE DOESN'T HAVE THIS F*HKING BLOODLUST. NOOOO! SHE'S PROTECTING ADDY. BUT NOOOOO! CLOCKY IS JUST F*HKING STABBING SOME DOCTERS. KILL YOUR MOM THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING!
Jeniveve or Eve:Don't remind me of that...
Clocky:...She didn't help me...
Me:NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DON'T F*HKING CHOOSE WHEN THE TIME IS UP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! N! O! P! E! *Vomiting noises.* DAD'LL JUST PUKE UP ORGANS!!!!!!!!!!!! NORMAL.
Liu:Okay 'nuff of this.
Me:I LIKE THE BROTHER!!!!!! *Cheers over the laptop, then stops.* NOT THE BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN JEFF WAS THIS GORY! DEAR GOD WHY!!!!!!!
Toby:....... *Twitch.* I hear voices but... wut?!
Clocky:He hit me with a baseball bat...
Me:NOW IT'S JUST DISTURBING!!!! I NO LONGER WANT A POCKET WATCH!!!!!!!!! YAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD IT'S OVER!!
LJ:QUESTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _TheAngelOfDarkness_ asks:I have a question for Jane!!! Jane, if you really want Jeff dead, why don't you just use explosives? TNT NEVER FAILS!!!!!
Jane: Thanks for the fantastic idea! I'll try that! *Evily smiles at Jeff.*
Jeff:WHY DO YOU PUT THESE THINGS IN HER MIND?!
EJ:NO FIGHTING DURING QUESTIONS! Anna5628 asks: O-okay, so the f-funny thing I-is, I forgot t-the question XD o-oh well, I'll think of something e-else. O-okay, so, Jeff, I-i wear a midnight blue hoodie, black skinny jeans and black converse with red laces. I am white as snow, like you, my eyes are red but they change colors, and I have long jet black hair that goes down to my waist, and a lot of people say I act like you.. so, what do you think of me? I wanna be everyone's friend! Hey.. I just realized, I didn't stutter! Omg *hands Jeff a brandnew knife* BEN, I gotcha somethin *hands him the newest game of COD* *hands everyone something of there favorite thing* *smiles* Friends?
Jeff:You're hot! *Trys to wink but has no eyelids.* Thanks for the new knife! :D
BEN:JEFF! WHAT ABOUT ME?! Anyway, You should have done that... ;D
Everyone:WE'D LOVE TOO!
Darkness:NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bree_Davenport asks: Jeff, ehy did you kill Jane's family?
Jeff:*Snickering.* Well, let's just say bloodlust is a powerful thing. It shuts off your conscious and everything else. It forces you to do things. But it's so much fun!!! *Laughs manically.*
Me:ALRIGHTY THEN... NEXT!!!!!!!! Lexi934Prather asks: I've got a question for Mr. Toby [hehe Mr] Erin Rogers, would you be my waffle buddy??? I don't think people give waffles enough love, pancakes are good and all but I think waffles need love. I also have have questions for LJ, Liu, and Jeffery. [XD Jefferyyy] LJ I've seen fanart of you before your CP form, do you think the fanart was accurate or not????? Liu what is your opinion of how you and your brother's lives have turned out??? Jeff if you had one wish what would it be???? And I LOVE ALL OF YOU, but defiantly Toby the most, sorry but he's well Toby. :) *gives Toby a waffle plushie, LJ a cute tootsie roll plushie, Liu a cute little Monster's INC. Sully plushie, and Jeff a mini Jeff plushie.*
Toby: Thank *Twitch.* you! I'd love to be *Twitch.* waffle buddies!!! *Cuddles the little waffle plushie.*
LJ:They have that? I've never seen it... Thank you so so much for the plushie! It's adorable! *Hugs Lexi.*
Liu:Well, I was barely left alive, yet I couldn't be more happy! Jeff is the only family member I have so I love him three times as much! Thanks! I always loved Sully! Mike was fine too though!
Jeff: I love you too, Liu... Well, I wish for there to be no police! Those stupid idiots! Try and catch me!!! This little guy is almost as beautiful as me!!! *Strokes the plushies head.*
Everyone:THANKS FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS BYE!!!
A/N:Okay this took me an hour. A literal hour. Bones was on, now Castle is playing. I was listening to Clockwork's story. Crying prefusely... over Bones of course. Okay, so, in the last chapter, I knew milk helps only because I sprayed myself with pepper spray once. HAVE A NICE DAY! ~The lady behind the curtain~
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