Lie To Me//Multiship

The One Where They Meet Tyler

satan: hey fuckers

geesuschrist: why am i here

satan: because

ieroreo: hi baby

geesuschrist: hiiiii <33

dildo: ew love

satan: speaking of love

satan has added grr3 to the chat.

dildo: ew it's ryan

grr3: ew its dallon

peep: guys get along pls

bluerabbits: oh no. the dallon vs ryan feud again

goner: wdym again.? also who r u all

peep: what's this? a new child?

satan: this is my new friend, tyler. he's new in town.

bluerabbits: so tyler, this is what we call the bryllon feud. in 8th grade, when we were 13 and 14, dallon moved to la and he met brendon and got a huge crush. well he didn't know brendon was with ryan so he did his hair all nice and got a bouquet of flowers and on brendon's bday, he asked him out. well ryan came up and yelled at dallon and made dallon cry and dallon hasn't actually spoken since. he texts but he's never actually spoken real words to anyone in about 5 years.

goner: has ryan apologised???

grr3: no and i don't have to. not my fault he's a dramatic little brat. he can speak if he wants to. he's just overreacting

satan: this is my cue to go

grr3: no bb pls ily

satan: no,, i don't wanna be involved

dildo: sorry, i'm just a little bitch. i don't matter anyway

bluerabbits: dallon no

grr3: patrick shush. let him. he's just accepting the truth now.

bluerabbits: oksorry...

dildo has left the chat.

goner: shouldn't someone go for him?

peep: no,, ryan says that dallon is a worthless brat and everyone should think he's just a stupid slut..

geesuschrist: ^

ieroreo: ^^

bluerabbits: ^^^

satan: ^^^^

goner: hm