Angie x Atua (I ship it)

Angie has a body pillow

"Hay Kiyooooo" Said Angie "Oiiii why'd you take me into this suspicious looking place :000"

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA DONATE YOUR BLOOD TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" Angel asked taking out a massive syringe that she probably stole from Mikan.

"h" Kiyo said.

"Cause if you donate blood... Atua offers FREE VBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Tempting but nah"

"One of these days"

"h"

Angie put on her Atua Helmet™ and dabbed HAHA WHAT A SAVAGE.

"kay anyway haha look at this bitc" and kork took out his phone and showed her pictures of her with an Atua body pillow.

"Omg..." said Angie. "YOU HAVE A PHONE OMG WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE THAT DAD WHO THINKS THE GOVERNMENT IS CONTROLLING EVERYONE THROUGH ELECTRONICS"

"Well they are but i have protection!" Kirk Franklin said showing off that underneath his clothes he was entirely covered in tin foil.

Somewhere in the distance Kiibo was sad because he couldnt secretly mind control Korekiyo i mean haha what

"Smh..." said Angie.

"Anyway are you not like uh idk unnerved or something" 

"huh no why???" Angle asked.

"uhm idk like atua???" Vorekiyo said???

"Boiiiiiiiii i'd be surprised if anyone DIDNT KNOW i had an atua body pillow" Angie laughd

"I KNEW IT" screamed Tsumugi somewhere

"o" krskeyo frowning emoji'd

"But.... as a lesson i'll go ahead and tell everyone now" Angie tried to pet Korekiyo but because Korekiyo is fucking over a foot taller than her it didn't work and she just gave up in between and it looked really awkward tbh.

Angie sonic speeded over to the dining hall where everyone was listening to 'Lil Tay and Kokichi was dabbing and kicked open the door tugging Korekiyo behing her with the strength Atua granted her.

"ATUA IS MY HELMET" Angie screamed.

Shuichi colon capital v'd, "Do you always have to enter a room like tha-" 

"HEY GUYS I JUST WANT TO LET YOU NOW HOW MUCH I LOVE ATUA" Angie scrteeekd. "Of course, aspiring disciples such as Himiko have already gotten the talk."

Himiko visibly shivered.

"We already know you like Atua angie..." Kaede anime sweat drooped

"Well not necessarily," Miu said. "We don't know if shes at fangirl levels, crazy cat lady levels, or wanting to fuck god levels"

"Hey would you fuck god Angie?" Cockroachy asked.

"If he asked me YAWWW :DDDDD" 

"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Kiibo aggressively typed on tumblr in the corner

"Okay so here's my schedule," Ange startedl. "I wake up at 2 am. grab Himiko, occassionally Korekiyo joins as well, and we do our rituals!!!"

"what kind of rituals" asked midget.

"Uhhhh well we like kill animals and use them as sacrifices :33"

"WHHHH" reed kaedead

"Where do you get animals from? Nothing here but us?" Gonta asked.

"Himiko pulls rabbits out of her haT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Angie fangirled.

Everyone looked at Himiko.

"Look she blackmailed me ok............................" Himiko cryed while Angie viciously owo'd in the doorway.

"Kiyo what are you doing then" mom looked at him disapprovingly.

"Yo tbh sometimes im just bored haha" Korekiyo also owo'd while still being basically choked by Angie but he liked it because he's like that.

"Okkaaay then after that, Himiko and I have a chapel service until 5 am" Angst continued. "Then Himiko gets dragged away by Tenko... thennnn I give some of MY blood to Atua and proceed to wake everyone up at 6 am to ask if they'd like to donate!!!!"

Everyone groaned but Kiibo and Gonta plus Gonta willingly donated because hes like that.

"Huh she never asked me???" Kiibo saids.

"Haha because you dont have bllloooood ur a robs :333333333333333" said COckii

Wow now this was intense discrimination guys, i can't beleive that Kokichi Ouma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader would do such a thing. It's incredibly cruel and unfair to K1-B0 and I don't think he deserves that. I think you should go to Tumblr right now and report him. Kiibo doesn't deserve this, he just wants to live and prosper. Even Monokuma said that bullying is bad so why is Kiibo the only exception? It used to be just him but now its just a circle jerk at this point. We need to raise awareness. When you light up, you sign up. Don't let tobacco control you.

 "at 8 am we have breakfast and I ramble about atua to the point where no one listens until 12, thennnn I fight Tenko for Himiko. Then by like 2 I shop on Amazon for fresh new Atua merchandise. Then i try to convert more people, and then I hug my body pillow and admire my merchandise while plotting how i can convert everyone until 12 am."

"oh" said Kiyo.

"oh" said everyone else."

"anyways its breakfast so... Hey I don't think you guys know enough about Atua at the moment. You all really need to welcome him into your lives. He comes with great benefits and youget a 40% discount on all merchandise. Honestly I think- oh they're gone."