le spell aight rainsister shall walk you through the steps to complete le spell BUT before i do, you must comment here and say "i am a wonderful, beautiful, and strong person. no matter my sexual orientation, gender, color, or beliefs. i am valued by namjesus, rainsister, and the rest of the cult." 🙃 hehe okay
the first step is to take the cow saliva and pour it into this shape:
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(lololol im so unprofessional) make sure you pour it on top of your bibble o sins
now place the four inch tall grape (sour) on the large, open circle. spill the tea on top of the grape
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next, recite these words: PRINCESS NOKIA YOU CAN CALL ME ON MAH CELLULAR I THINK IM THE SHIT AN I NEVAR BEEN A REGULAR RHYMES I SPIT ARE SICK SEE YA BLEEDIN FROM YA J U G U L A R YOU CAN SUCK MAH DICK ALL THEM SHADY FUCKS THAT SET ME UPPPPP
lastly, read aloud your favorite dad joke of jins.
congrats bitches ! you have just cast the spell of self love !
thank you everyone for reading my shit book :') we're almost to 6k reads !! +this goes out to my elementary namsister; sweetie if you dont mind answering, what grade will you be in next year ? if you want to keep that shit confidential, i understand just message me.
any birthdays coming up ? what date ?
question: what kind of spells would you like to cast in the future ?