we're #1 in #allhail lolol theres only two but its still cool as hell 🤷🏼♀️
new namsisters:
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avakoetswelcome !💕
le spell
aight
rainsister shall walk you through the steps to complete le spell
BUT before i do, you must comment here and say "i am a wonderful, beautiful, and strong person. no matter my sexual orientation, gender, color, or beliefs. i am valued by namjesus, rainsister, and the rest of the cult." 🙃 hehe okaythe first step is to take the cow saliva and pour it into this shape:
(lololol im so unprofessional) make sure you pour it on top of your bibble o sins
now place the four inch tall grape (sour) on the large, open circle. spill the tea on top of the grape
next, recite these words:
PRINCESS NOKIA
YOU CAN CALL ME ON MAH CELLULAR
I THINK IM THE SHIT
AN I NEVAR BEEN A REGULAR
RHYMES I SPIT ARE SICK
SEE YA BLEEDIN FROM YA J U G U L A R
YOU CAN SUCK MAH DICK
ALL THEM SHADY FUCKS THAT SET ME UPPPPPlastly, read aloud your favorite dad joke of jins.
congrats bitches ! you have just cast the spell of self love !
thank you everyone for reading my shit book :') we're almost to 6k reads !!
+this goes out to my elementary namsister; sweetie if you dont mind answering, what grade will you be in next year ? if you want to keep that shit confidential, i understand just message me.any birthdays coming up ? what date ?
question: what kind of spells would you like to cast in the future ?
comment your answer here !
YOU ARE READING
the namjesus cult
RandomALL HAIL @You_Need_NamJesus its never too late to join and become a namsister all information on how to join is in the first chapter of the book !