spooooooooopy smelly spell

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welcome !💕

le spell
aight
rainsister shall walk you through the steps to complete le spell
BUT before i do, you must comment here and say "i am a wonderful, beautiful, and strong person. no matter my sexual orientation, gender, color, or beliefs. i am valued by namjesus, rainsister, and the rest of the cult." 🙃 hehe okay

the first step is to take the cow saliva and pour it into this shape:

(lololol im so unprofessional) make sure you pour it on top of your bibble o sins

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(lololol im so unprofessional) make sure you pour it on top of your bibble o sins

now place the four inch tall grape (sour) on the large, open circle. spill the tea on top of the grape

next, recite these words:PRINCESS NOKIAYOU CAN CALL ME ON MAH CELLULARI THINK IM THE SHITAN I NEVAR BEEN A REGULARRHYMES I SPIT ARE SICKSEE YA BLEEDIN FROM YA   J U G U L A RYOU CAN SUCK MAH DICKALL THEM SHADY FUCKS THAT SET ME UPPPPP

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next, recite these words:
PRINCESS NOKIA
YOU CAN CALL ME ON MAH CELLULAR
I THINK IM THE SHIT
AN I NEVAR BEEN A REGULAR
RHYMES I SPIT ARE SICK
SEE YA BLEEDIN FROM YA J U G U L A R
YOU CAN SUCK MAH DICK
ALL THEM SHADY FUCKS THAT SET ME UPPPPP

lastly, read aloud your favorite dad joke of jins.

congrats bitches ! you have just cast the spell of self love !







thank you everyone for reading my shit book :') we're almost to 6k reads !!
+this goes out to my elementary namsister; sweetie if you dont mind answering, what grade will you be in next year ? if you want to keep that shit confidential, i understand just message me.

any birthdays coming up ? what date ?

question: what kind of spells would you like to cast in the future ?

comment your answer here !

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