Collab ❧ k.th (ON HOLD)

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"Party?" I asked while continuing to eat my spaghetti. "I mean...I have to get early in the morning tomorrow to film-"

Jungkook rolled his eyes

"Okay okay! I get it!" Jungkook sighed as he interrupted me and said in a sarcastic tone which drove you nuts, "Ill just go alone and ask Namjoon to go with me since you're this really famous actor that doesn't even make time to hang out with her best friend,"

That sarcasm though-

"PLUS... I bet Namjoon would be a better best friend," He said and looked down at you with a disgusted look on his face "Than you."

Better best friend? That bitch-

"HEY!" I yelled out and jumped towards him before he could leave my room. I wrapped my arm around his neck and (play) strangled him with my elbow"Better best friend my ass! Are you replacing me now?"

"Um.... I will if you dont get off my back AND dont come with me to the party...then yes,"  He mumbled as he struggled balancing since there was literally a human on his back"But I honestly dont even care anymore because I know that you dont know how to have fun,"

"Yeah motherfucker? You wanna bet?" I glared as I then proceeded to elbow his head " I can have MORE fun than YOU can ever have,"

"Including the nasty part,"

I smirked

"Oh really?" Jungkook smirked "You didnt have sex in like 2 years! Youre probably going to be at the same level as those virgins,"

"Excuse you, virgins can be experienced, even though their cherries haven't been popped yet," I advocated "Also, I'm pretty damn sure that no one would fuck you with that face,"

I stuck out my tongue

"You sure about that? Tell that to every girl who follows me on insta," Jungkook stuck out his tongue back, our fight was extremely childish as you can see.

"They sure dont have good taste in men," I smirked, putting all my weight in one leg, rising my eyebrows as I waited for his comeback.

"Oh, so you do?" He rolled his eyes again

"Of course!" 

"Uh- that isn't possible." He said "Also FYI I'm also pretty damn sure that I can get a hookup faster than you with this face so ha,"

"bet-

"Yeah bet." He bit his lip "Lets do this Y/n."

"Do what?" You furrowed your eyebrows, clearly knowing what he was going to ask but you pretended not to know. Honestly, acting dumb is so funny to Jungkook since he gets frustrated...fast "Let me guess, a challenge in who can get a hookup faster than the other?"

"Yep," He proudly said, smiling but his facial expressions immediately changed "Wait- how did you-

"Oh clueless Jungkook. We played this 'challenge' when we were in college multiple times," You chuckled "Not so original right?"

"Heh... I guess so,"

"Ill do it." 

"What?"

"Challenge accepted," You smirked

"Under one condition," You said, raising your finger up in the air 

"Okay... what is it," Jungkook put you down as he looked at you with a confused look.

"Its gonna be whoever gets a hookup first and get their number wins," you smirked. 

Jungkook nodded, knowing that this was going to be a little bit challenging for him since he would always just 'fuck and dump'. You knew what he did was bad, but then again, you wanted to win.

"And whats the reward?" He asked, his eyebrow raising as his smile widened even more, if that was even possible. "There has to be a reward."

"Anything," you smiled 

Jungkook slowly leaned towards you face, with the most cockiest look he could ever pull off. 

"Anything??!"

"Anything." You repeated

"You got yourself a deal ma'am,"

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