My Precious Gem

This is a new story. I probably shouldn’t start stories without finishing other stories *sigh*

Anyways comment below. Tell me what you think? Please?

“The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake

You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea”

Ugh. I groan loudly.

Great I’m late for swim practice. Again!

Yes. Yes you heard right my alarm is the song from the little mermaid.

Don’t you dare even judge me I love that movie! It’s so cute. Some people love Sebastian because he's crab like um no it’s all about Flounder. Flounder is the dookie!!

My ADHD is acting up again. Focus Avery! FOCUS!! Do not sing along to the song! You must get ready for swim practice.

Gah! I couldn’t help it! I had to it and I began belting out...

“Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll

The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad 'cause they in their bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate

One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea”

Ok. Ok. Time to f.o.c.u.s.

I quickly strip out of my blue Looney tunes Pj’s.

And put on a blue superman Tank top with white short shorts.

Tehe My shirt matches my undies!

Yes I am perhaps the most childish 17 year-old of life.

Big whoop.  At least I’m more fun that those stuck ups!

Geez all girls do at this age is wear a ton of make up and make out with strangers.

All I do is swim.

Dance like a weirdo,

And Hope that one day I can be the Disney Princess Ariel at Disney world.

You did not hear that!

Ok maybe you did but please pretty please don’t tell them anything. Men in black may be onto me.

I think I’m an alien sent to earth on a mission to show all these mo-fo’s that we is the BOMB!!

I think I’ll just skip practice today I’m an hour late.

Again.

I think I will just go to the beach.

But first I must take with me my Scooby doo gummy snack. They are like heaven to my mouth.

Especially the blue ones!!

I know I know you thought I was going to get my swimsuit.

I’ll let you in on secret my undies and bras are really bikinis.

I am not a whore though. I promise!

It sucks I have to walk that’s like 30 minutes away!

Unlike everyone else at my school. I do not have a car.

Which sucks because I want to have a bat-mobile?

But I don’t like batman though. Grr. I know I will become a power ranger and steal batman’s amazing car.

Or I could be a mermaid that would be so awesome I would get to be with my lover all day, everyday.

And no my lover is not a fish. That would be gross!

I know they say “there’s lots of fish in the sea.”

But um I don’t think that’s what they meant? Or is it?

Ewww.

Well anyways my great love is really the sea or just water in general.