My Precious Gem

chapter one

The beach is so beautiful!

I wish I were that pretty.

A body made of water.

That would be weird.

Yet so awesome maybe I could knock people out with water!

Hmm what to do?

Maybe I can go fishing.

But poor fish-ies that’s their home.

I would hate it if a big ugly monster with a stick and string holding up chocolate tricked me into being his dinner.

However that chocolate does sound rather tempting.

CHOCOLATE!!!

Tehe sorry that was the hippo in my tummy.

Hungry hungry hippos.

Oh god the hippos going to eat me!

I think I’ll just build a sand castle.

I plop down on the cloud like white sand.

Did you know sand is angel fish poop?

Ewwy.

I’m surrounded by poop!

I quickly jump up to hear a voice laughing.

A very manly voice at that.

Oh god is that the jolly green giant!

“I didn’t take your beans I swear” I yell out.

The voice laughs even harder.

He’s onto me he knows I’m lying!

I turn to face a fine member of the male species!

Mr. Mm mmm good!

His red hair to the side covering his alexandrite green eyes!

I have a thing for red-heads ok!

When I first saw Ron from Harry Potter.

I made out with a cut out poster.

Don’t tell anyone I swear I was just giving him CPR!

“Hey Avery!” Mr. Mm mmm good says.

His lips!

Oh god what do I say.

“HI Jason!” I squeak out.

I have a high pitched voice.

Sue me!

Wait don’t sue me I have babies to care of!

Not real babies geez what kind of girl do you take me for!?!

I’m talking about my rubber duckies!

I love rubber duckies they’re so much nicer than real ducks.

“You’re looking good today Aves”

Did you hear that he called me Aves!

Oh my god!

“Um well you’re looking so good that- um you’re like um Campbell’s. You’re looking Mm mmm good.”

Gah I fail at flirting.

One time on Omegle stranger was like “I’m horny”

And I was like “me too. I’m 78!”

That’s awkward!

No I’m not 78 I swear officer I’m 17!

Focus Avery hottie right in front of you.

He just chuckles showing this cute dimples and pearly whites.

“Well Jason I think I’m go for a swim now” I tell him with a retarded smile.

“Bye Aves.” I have a nickname!!! Yay!!

Ah sweet apple pie this water feels like heaven!

Mermaid heaven.

I wish I was a mermaid!