My Precious Gem

Chapter two

Most people who live by the beach wake up by the sounds of birds.

Why can’t I wake up by birdy’s chirping?

No I can’t because my idiot brother decides to jump on my bed.

“Leave me alone ALEX!!!” I tell my 21 going on to 5 years old brother.

“No!!” he yells shaking his head like a dog.

I pretend to stay a sleep until Alex decides to pull me out of my bed by grabbing me leg.

“I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!” I scream with all my might trying to stay in my comfy bed.

See my bed is my lover we sleep together every day.

I know I’m just that good.

“I WILL CHOP YOUR TITTIES OFF!!” giving me a blue eyed glare and he continues to pulls until my face hits the floor.

Oh god I’m making out with floor!!!

Well at least the floor will catch me when I fall in love.

“Good your up. It’s time for school” he says smirking showing off his dimples.

He has retarded dimples.

One’s huge and the other is tiny.

Mickey Mouse lamp- I’m sorry!

I love you lamp.

And then I throw the colorful lamp at the butthole.

Sigh it didn’t hit him in the nuts.

I was hoping it would so they would fall and he would never have kids.

Tehe never mind he’s gay so he won’t be having babies.

He’s like skittles.

Taste the rainbow!

I wonder if when he has sex with his boyfriend; do they dress up like skittles?

I want to dress up like a really round skittle.

But I wouldn’t send the wrong message out.

Damn it!

I know I’ll dress up like an M&M.

I guess I have to get ready for school.

I’ll dress up like a butt whooping bad girl!

I put on my red converse and black tights.

Then I put on black leather jacket.

This is my ninja black suit.

Only worn for missions.

Missions where I throw pumpkins at houses

And run for my life like a chicken.

I brush my blue flamed hair.

Lemme explain!

I died my hair to go from black blue on the top to a really light aqua blue on the bottom.

Oh my god my twin is trapped in the mirror!

She has the same gray eyes and blue hair as me.

That imposter!

I knew mirrors were evil trapping girls in there.

Beep.

Beep.

Ahh my best friend is here!

I quickly grab my sponge bob back pack.

It’s like a sponge bob with a zipper on the back.