Hey everyone, it's me, Nyan. Hahahah...the stupid creator deleted the first episode. If you read it, you read it. Kate can't take it back, so sorry to all of you who like her trash. (I have ditched the old story and now moved onto this one, hope you like it! Btw I recovered what was lost!)I will go on more adventures soon, so don't worry. So I hope you enjoy some random things she came up with. Look, she's actually useful.
One day Nyan the weird cat thingy-"Hey I'm not weird!" Shhhhhhhh, shut up, no one cares. Okay so, Nyan the weird thingy went outside to find giant alien cheese monsters that were killing everyone. So she grabbed her sisters harpoon "Hey my harpoon! :<" and threw it at one. Then they all collapsed onto the ground and turned into puddles of cotton candy. So then Nyan, her sister Katie, and friend Victor ate cotton candy. "Hey this tastes funny..." said Victor. "That's because it's from the alien thing-WAIT WHAT!?" Victor rudely interrupted Katie. So then they died. The aliens had AntiAntiAntiAntiAnti-Karma.
Hey guys, I'm Victor. I'm a background character that's randomly mentioned through story's. Also be aware these are shorts and don't actually happen in the "true" story. Just saying this to tell you people. Anyway back to the story...Jesus, what kinda things does this girl read? romance. Oh that explains alot...Oh and enjoy because Kate put alot of work into this. Not really.
Once there was a goat. He ate lots of cucumbers by shoving them down his throat. He loved eating Jack-In-the-box. Like the literal toys. Goat had no friends. He asked bird, who was on Twitter, to be his friend. Bird said "No you loser! You have no friends and that would make me unpopular! Go away you piece of trash!" Then goat died and sunk into the floor.
Katie wakes up every morning by yawning and saying to herself "Another morning, another 1,000,000 deaths" Then she gets out of bed and instead of having cereal she just chugs a whole carton of milk. Oh, a new update on today! She said "Wow, I'm going to have a good day! I can tell because Martha finally died today!" Man, this girl has some problems. "Eff you" gurl gone get slapped today if you keep up that up.
Oh look, Nyan's actually running today! How does she do it though, that's what I don't get. She gets like 57 burgers at In-n'-Out and eats them all in one day. I mean like seriously, how is she not super fat? Oh wait she has been running for about 30 seconds and just gave up. Man is she sweating, wait, I'm only look at her from the side. I'm going to switch the angle- HOW?! Like her stomach stretches miles!
"Oh Adrien" Marinette said as Adrian kissed her. "Hey guys, can you do that somewhere else? Like this is my bedroom, I just got up to get coffee and it's about 4:00am. "How did you get in here?!" They screamed. "Through the door? Anyways, out." Nyan pushed them out of her room and they just stood there. And then Marinette said "Wait. You took me to a strangers house? I mean I could swear I saw a giant butterfly window on the side of your hous-Oh my gosh. I got to go, bye!" So then Adrein just stood there, in shock. "How did I and up here again?"
Hey everyone, it's Katie! Hope your enjoying the shorts so far! There will be a few more cause the creator has no life whatsoever. Hey! Stop pushing me. ACKK. Okay, hello people of earth. It's me, the piece of trash known as Kate. I have school so yes I do have a life, but I'm almost on vacation. I'm going to Hawaii and summer camp, that stuff. I plan to do alot more of these so I hope you like this. Also comment what should happen next and I'll to include some ideas. I also hope that I will get more popular... and maybe even one day I can gather all the comments and turn them all into one story and everyone can just keep adding on. Oh well, enough of dreams that will never come true. Next story!
One very scary stormy night, Nyan and her sisters Rose, Christina, Katie, and Alexa were telling scary story's in the same room. So kind of like a sleep over, but they already in the same house. Nyan started and said, "A few nights ago, I was trying to sleep. Then I heard some eerie music playing out of no where. It was very high pitched for some reason. So I went to go get someone and when they arrived there was nothing playing." (True story) then her sister Alexa said "Oh come one! I've got a real one! I was texting my friend late at night once. I was in the car and was being driven back home. I decided to call her because it would be easier, but then...I...Had...No...Cell Service!" Then "Ahhhhhhhh" everyone screamed from how horrible it must have been.
One day there was a cat named Brian. He had a pet human and loved him just as much as his wife and kid. One day his human got hit by a car by another dog named Paul. Paul hated humans and did everything he could to destroy every one of them that he saw. Later they held a funeral and Paul got sent to jail for murder. Then the human was revived with evil magic. So everyone died because they were all underwater and suffocated.
Hello people! Let me give you a message from the best character here, Alexa! And that other perosn. The author is so lonely and has no friends that she stayed inside all day and just typed story's. The first one was actually good though. Sadly in Kate's stupidity she deleted it. I mean like what's wrong with you? Oh and uh, download the app called "Sing!" by smule. There you can chat with the creator. Get it? Like Chat Noir? No? Okay... Oh well still! She'll be there and her user name is shanshanxc. There you can see Kate's horrible quality videos and her singing, talking, and making a fool of herself. Hope you enjoyed the storys!
This last story is from me. One day I wanted it to rain. So then I hit my friend in the face with a swing. Then it rained the next day. Don't do this kids. It's dangerous.
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The Life of My O.C's
HumorNyan is about 16 and her life is weird and wacky. Join her on her adventures with Victor and her sisters. Okay you've read this already, shoo, go on, read it. I'm 10 so if I mess up, I blame my fingers.