The Zodiac Signs

How The Signs React When Their Crush is Going to Them

Aries: F*CK!!! He's walking towards me!!! Okay, be cool and cold like your f***ing usual self. F*uck, he's getting closer!! Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, SH*T!!!!

Taurus: OMG WUT DO I DO!!!??? WUT SHOULD I TELL HIM!?!? MAYBE I'LL JUST PROBABLY TELL HIM A RANDOM BUT INTERESTING STORY IF WE DON'T HAVE A TOPIC.... AHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S COMINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

Gemini: K, I'll just be calm and collective.... BUT WHAT IF I STAMMER TOO MUCH!?!?... No, I'll just focus on being myself.... I'D STAMMER TOO MUCH THAT I COULDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!!!.... I just have to stay positive and hope that God is listening to my prayers...

Cancer: Be carefree Cancer... be funny... be optimistic... be normal...

Leo: Oh I know!!! I'll talk to him about pets!! I'll ask him if he has any, then I'll tell him about mine!!! Purrfecttttt!!!

Virgo: Ummm just be practical and let him come up with topics Vrg... if we run out, I'll just talk about studies and hobbies...

Libra: Perfect time to meditate..*is meditating without the meditating position* awmmm *quietly whispers*

Scorpio: Uhh talk to him about friends Scorpi... Or you can talk about family... Or hanging out.. Or same hobbies... Or just joke around... I HAVE AN IDEA!! I'LL JUST DO ALL OF THIS!!!!

Sagittarius: Talk to him about family Sagi. Let him get deeper in the convo then dig up some advices for his family issues!!

Capricorn: OMG DO I LOOK GOOD!??!?! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK AT A MIRROR!!! OMG, JUST CALM DOWN CAPS, THEN BE FLIRTY!!!

Aquarius: Maybe I'll just talk about his clothes. Tell him what I think is the brand then let him rant on about it. Then maybe I should suggest some good brands... yeah...

Pisces: F****ING SH*T!!! I CAN'T DO THIS!! I AM NOT READY!! I'M NOT-- *literally passes out*