The Zodiac Signs

Signs as Best Comebacks

Aries: Wow, that's a lovely shade of ultra b*tch your wearing today.

Taurus: If I wanted hear from an a**hole, I'd fart.

Gemini: You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.

Cancer: I'd slap you, but sh*t stains

Leo: Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Virgo: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out a smarter statement than that.

Libra: I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you yet.

Scorpio: I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

Sagittarius: Is your a** jealous of the amount of sh*t that just came out of your mouth?

Capricorn: You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

Aquarius: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know I feel about you.

Pisces: Well, I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

(Not mine)