Aries: There you are... *steps on the bug multiple times*
Taurus: Hello there!! Would you like some of my porridge? *gives the left over dinner to the bug*
Gemini: *talks to herself* Should I kill it? Nah it didn't do anything to you. But it's so weird! Aren't you weird too? But-- oh wait, it went in here without permission... *kills it*
Cancer: AHHHHHHRRGHHGRHHG!!
Leo: Do you want to be my pet? I have tons of room!
Virgo: Oooohh you can be my next science experiment! *puts it in a jar*
Libra: Hi.
Scorpio: AAARGH! WHAT THE F*CK BRO!! YOU JUST INTERRUPTED MY GAMING SESSION!
Sagittarius: Are you looking for someone to mate with? Yeah I know how it feels to be alone.
Capricorn: Runs out of the house and calls the cops.
Aquarius: *kicks it out the door* AND STAY OUT!
Pisces: Oh hahahaa what's up little bro?
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomSome things about the zodiac signs from my perspective. Take note that these are BASED ON THE PEOPLE AROUND ME and some things here might contradict with other books. Enjoy!! Highest Ranks: #178 in opinion #291 in scenarios #312 in facts #48 in horo...
