What The Signs Do When Soap Gets in Their Eyes During A Shower

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Freaks the f*ck out and the neighbors become concerned:
Gemini, Aquarius

Is calm, and scrambling to get a towel as the burning lingers:
Cancer, Virgo, Libra

Starts swearing at the soap:
Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn

Already had an emergency towel at hand:
Taurus, Leo

*cries*:
Pisces

Is too boss for the soap:
Sagittarius

(Not mine)

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