pentagon group chat

chopped liver

udon: ok look

udon: im not saying that kino stole from me

udon: im just saying he committed a felony ,

udon: namely, theft

hweee: whats going on

kinotherapy: i honestly don't know

udon: im seething

udon: you took their numbers

MadeInChina: DID HYUNGGU MAKE FRIENDS?

MadeInChina: did he FINALLY,

MadeInChina: MAKE, SOME, FR IE  ND S????

hweee: u talk like he has none

yutoppa: he doesn't.

kinotherapy: oKay FIRST OF ALL,

kinotherapy: i HAVE FRIENDS

kinotherapy: SECOND OF ALL THEIR NUMBERS ARENT EXCLUSIVE TO YOU, MR "I KEEP EVERYONES NUMBER IN MY PHONE IN CASE I EVER REQUIRE A SUDDEN COLLAB AND FOR SOME REASON NEED 23 OKAY DANCERS 42 MEDIOCRE VOCALISTS AND 69 TERRIBLE RAPPERS"

kinotherapy: what am i??? CHOPPED LIVER???

kinotherapy: what is jinho?? MINCED MEAT??

kinotherapy: what are you?? YOU'RE THE MINCED MEAT!

udon: well somebodys on his full stop today

hweee: his what

yutoppa: period

yutoppa: he meant period.

saladboy: i think he just praised me and shamed hyojong using chopped liver?

kinotherapy: you bet your ass i did

saladboy: my ass does not have anything to do with this

hweee: speaking of uh

hweee: collabs in general

hongsock: WE GET IT

hongsock: TRIPLE H IS COMING BACK

hongsock: NO ONE CARES

MadeInChina: actually everyone cares

hongsock: SHUT YOUR HOLE

yeo1: LANGUAGE

hongsock: HOLE IS NOT A CURSE WORD YOU MEATBALL

yeo1: meat???? BALL????

hongsock: you a punk ass skinny broccoli

yeo1: IM NOT FOLLOWING BUT I STILL TAKE OFFENCE

yeo1: i, for one, am a CAULIFLOWER.

shitwon: i am ever so confused but it's okay

shitwon: the only thing I'm curious about is whose numbers kino stole

shitwon: because i overheard him talking on the phone about some new group chat he was planning on making

yutoppa: the betrayer

yutoppa: no one shall be trusted.

woosock: are u leaving us kino hyung :(

kinotherapy: stfu i'm like days older than u

MadeInChina: o damn he's changing already

saladboy: remember us when ur too popular to be associated with this gc lmfaoooo

yutoppa: he probably should not

yeo1: yeah he probably shouldn't

udon: we'd be his weirdest memories

hweee: ^ agreed

hongsock: oH SO YALL ARE TEAMING UP NOW HUH

hongsock: THE TWO H's

hongsock: WHAT AM I???? WHAT AM I????

yeo1: going out on a limb here and guessing chopped liver

hongsock: CHOPPED LIVER??

yeo1: indeed

shitwon: okay so like

shitwon: can we go back to the whole kino leaving us thing

kinotherapy: i am not leaving you guys 

kinotherapy: but it was pretty fun when those other guys joined us that other time

kinotherapy: i just wanted to recreate it with other people y'know

MadeInChina: hA good times

saladboy: i mean

saladboy: if you'd like

saladboy we could

saladboy: only if they want to tho

saladboy: we are about CONSENT in this house

hweee: seconded

udon: thirded

hongsock: OHHH I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

udon: shut up

hongsock: ok

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h e ll OO OO MY PEOPL E

WOAH- /dodges all seventy six thousand two hundred and five meatballs being thrown at me OKAY I'M SORRY

IN OTHER NEWS, guess who JUST saw wanna one live just a few days ago? that's right: ME :") and they were glorious

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS,

yes this chapter leads to yet another ,,, wait for it ,,,

CAMEO CHAPTER!!! might even be multiple chapterS if there's a lot of people and ideas involved u w u

ah yes my favourite type of chapter aka the best type for someone who's trash for way too many boys aka yours truly <3 sldjlskd

sO YES IM GOING TO BE TAKING THE FORMER SUGGESTIONS FROM MY PREVIOUS SUGGEST CHAPTER AND ANY THAT YOU GUYS MAY WANT TO SUGGEST HERE NOW AS WELL AS SOME IDEAS OF MY OWN OFC HEH C;

and if u even read this far kudos to u may hongseok the salty but still relevant H bless you in your sleep 💤 

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