BUZZFEED INTERVIEW WITH SUMMER
Model Summer plays with puppies while answering your fan questions!
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buzzfeed is in bold
italics are summer
So Summer, what's the deal with you and Calum Hood?
Who? Bitch come back. Wait can I swear? Oh shit- wait fuck, OH MY GOD. Sorry. I've just been informed that I cannot swear. Um but no in all seriousness that question was very vague.
Well we see that you two have a child together.
John David! Yeah, he's cute. Not as cute as this dog though! Can we trade? Like I give you my son for this dog. Okay my manager is giving me a death glare off screen so I don't think I'm allowed to make jokes like that. This is def making my third exposing thread.
Okay yes so John David. And you two live together.
Yeah you fuckers, I mean, you lovely people found my house. I have no idea how y'all managed to do that but ya did. It's cool though, right? I was broke but I'm living in the Hills now.
Hills as in the Hollywood Hills?
Yeah but don't come looking for me. I know I piss half the internet off but I don't really wanna die yet. Give it like a month. Oh, I don't think I can make death jokes either. My manager hates me.
Have you and Cal discussed marriage? We see your best friend Macey has officially become Macey Hemmings.
I know can you believe my best friend actually wants to spend the rest of her life with that literal piece of belly button lint? Disgusting.
That was not the question. Are you and Calum thinking about getting married.
If that Asian bitch, SORRY I'm sorry stop looking at me like that. If that man proposes to me I'm taking John David and this puppy and fleeing the country. Commitment is not a thing I enjoy. A sister is never getting married.
Well isn't having a kid a big commitment?
Yeah but I can break up with him whenever and take the kid. Look at Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.
Okay uh I think that's all we have time for.
But I'm having fun.
Yeah, er, we have another interview coming in. Thanks for joining us.
Fo shizzle my nizzle. That was gross. I'm never saying that shit again.
INTERVIEW OVER
