Steve: where have you been for the past two days y/n
Sam: yeah you missed our movie night, Clint ate all the popcorn and made us watch the worse film ever.
Clint: it wasn't that bad.
Sam: it was made for 10 year old girls, it was tragic.
Bucky: you missed Thor burning toast then calling the firemen because the smoke alarm went off.
Tony: you missed me nearly killing Steve.
Steve: that never happened.
Tony: whatever you say.
Natasha: you missed me scaring Clint causing him to spill coffee down himself.
Y/n: I get it I missed a lot jeez.
Sam: oh no evacuate. Code red.
Sam left the chat.
Y/n: dick.
Steve: what is code red?
Y/n: I'm on my period. Okay. Leave me alone to watch Netflix and never get out of bed again.
Steve: uh...um...okay...I'll...be going...yeah.
Steve left the chat.
Bucky: oh my god, why didn't you tell me sooner y/n? What do you want? Ice-cream? Chocolate? Chips? Burger? Pizza? Crisps?
Y/n: yes.
Bucky: What ones?
Y/n: all of them and a hot water bottle thanks.
Bucky: Okay it could take a while but I'll bring the stuff I don't have to cook first, Okay?
Y/n: thank you xx
Clint: Nat-ash-a
Natasha: I'm hyperventilating.
Sam has entered chat.
Sam: damn Bucky didn't know you could be so nice.
Wanda: my ship is sailing.
Clint: it's not you're ship.
Tony: I'm captain.
Steve entered chat.
Steve: technically I have the right to be captain.
Clint: no you don't, you're captain of America, let someone else be the captain of this ship.
Y/n: can you all shut up the phone makes an annoying noise when it gets a notification. Bucky where are you?
Bucky: I'm here.
Y/n has left the chat.
Bucky has left the chat.
Clint: no we need details. Tony use your cameras.
Tony: uhh they're talking, omg guys! They're confessing their love for each other.
Sam: no y/n deserves better.
Natasha: the ship has sailed.
Tony: ew no I turned it off. They started making out. Disgusting I need that erased from my memory. My eyes!
Wanda: they're so cute I love them.
