Y/n: STEVE! CLINT HIT ME!
Clint: Steve! Y/n hit me!
Sam: STEVE! BUCKY HIT ME!
Bucky: Steve sam hit me!
Steve: are you alright Buck?
Y/n: excuse me?
Steve: Bucky is the only one who came to the mission briefing. It's important and all of you are on it, I don't know how I'm meant to survive with you three.
Clint: sorry but I woke up today and my brain was like you know what I don't want to listen to steve drone on about crap for 1 hour let's stay asleep.
Y/n: SOMEONES BEEN SHOPPING!!!!!!
Sam: you better not steal all the good food.
Clint: if you take my food you'll be in for it!
Bucky: Don't take my plums.
Y/n: I wasn't planning on it.
Clint: you stole all the ice cream and crisps. You devil. SATAN!
Steve: guys we have a mission soon.
Y/n: well maybe if you weren't telling Steve how your brain made you go back to sleep you would've got there before me.
Clint: you took my food, it's mine not yours.
Y/n: sharing is caring.
Sam: share then.
Y/n: no.
Bucky: you took my jelly. THATS MY JELLY NOT YOURS GIVE IT BACK!
Steve: i need to talk to you all.
Y/n: it's not yours!
Bucky: i asked Tony to order it so it is. It's mine.
Y/n: is not.
Bucky: is too.
Y/n: is not.
Y/n was disconnected.
Sam: Bucky what did you do?
Bucky: got my jelly.
Clint: Bucky! She still has my ice-cream! Where is she?
Bucky: on the sofa mourning her phone.
Steve: I still need to talk to you.
Clint: she's not there.
Y/n has entered the chat.
Y/n: you don't get rid of me that easy.
Bucky: it doesn't make sense.
Y/n: Tony has a supply of phones.
Sam: idiot.
Steve: mission?
Y/n: OML STRANGER THINGS 2 IS OUT.
Clint: WAIT FOR ME!
Bucky: AND ME!
Sam: AND ME!
Steve: kill me.
Y/n: hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Steve: MISSION!!!!!!
Clint: calm down Steve.
Steve: there's a mission you're all on in 1 hour.
Y/n: we can watch an episode in that time.
Steve: no you can't I need to tell you what to do.
Sam: do that in the jet. Stranger things is more important.
Steve: peoples lives are in danger. And you watch stranger things.
Bucky: it's not an important mission.
Steve: HOSTAGES!
Clint: take Nat or Tony or someone else.
Steve: NO! Fury said that you lot spend too much time eating and watching Netflix and fighting. Do you want to be kicked off the team.
Y/n: I don't really mind as long as I can come round everyday.
Steve: ARE YOU TRYING TO STRESS ME OUT?
Sam: no. Now shut up we're watching stranger things.
Bucky: WHO TURNED THE TV OFF!
Steve: Me. Jet. Now. Or. I'll. Get. Tony. To. Cancel. Your. Netflix. Subscription.
Y/n: sure I'm just getting my stuff.
Steve: it's already in the jet.
Clint: I'm kinda terrified.
Steve: good.
