Y/f/a = your fave actress.
Tony: where are you all?
Y/n: I'm in a que with Bucky and Sam it was a bad idea. They're arguing over who sits where.
Steve: I'm with Clint and Natasha they are also arguing on who sits where.
Tony: where's Thor?
Y/n: last time I saw him he was by a kids ride. Telling them that it was discrimination to say that he was too tall to go on the ride. All I heard was "I am Thor son of Odin, I may ride this ride if I wish too."
Wanda: vis and I had to drag him away, he's now sulking and eating some ice cream.
Thor: Tony sue this company.
Y/n: Bucky just threw up, I've never seen Sam laugh so much in his life.
Steve: is he okay?
Y/n: yes I told him he shouldn't eat a whole meal then run to a ride but he did. It's his fault.
Clint: watch out y/n you're turning into Steve.
Y/n: NO WATCH THIS IM CRAZY WOOOO!!
Sam: why is y/n being weird. Actually she's better like this bye.
Steve: someone just threw a chip at me.
Y/n: look up.
Steve: Clint you made her like this.
Tony: why are Bucky and sam being shouted at by a member of staff.
Vision: they were trying to scare a child by following them then the child went to the toilet, but it was a girl so sam and Bucky followed them into the ladies room. Some random lady shouted PERVERT at them.
Y/n: best moment of my life I've never laughed so much in my life. They look like school kids being told off by their teacher.
Natasha: Wanda, Thor is arguing with a member of staff again.
Wanda: no, no he's going to get us kicked out.
Tony: y/n, Bucky and Sam are already doing a great job at that.
Clint: they just spent all their money on sweets.
Tony: they are literal children.
Wanda: Thor threatened to get Mjölnir out and kill the man.
Sam: ahahhaah what did the man do.
Wanda: looked terrified and asked him to leave. I dragged him away.
Bucky: I wish I was there.
Natasha: why is y/n being dragged away from a dress up character by Sam, crying?
Bucky: she wanted to declare her love for it.
Tony: did she also but some weed while buying the sweets?
Sam: don't think so.
Y/n: who wants to come on the tower of terror with us?
Sam: no-one Okay.
Bucky: your loss
Tony: this was a bad idea
Steve: I said it would go wrong didn't I.
Thor: why are the three children being talked to by the park manager.
Vision: the tower of terror clip was playing and they were saying "hurry the fuck up" and "I'm boredddddd"
Natasha: they're dead.
Y/n: we're allowed to stay if we have a responsible adult with us at all times.
Clint: I offer as tribute!
Tony: one word you may have missed responsible.
Wanda: I think Steve.
Natasha: same
Tony: same
Vision: same
Thor: it's settled then.
Steve: really? You think I can put up with them?
Bucky: GOOD CHOICE!
Y/n: woooo Steven!!
Steve: kill me.
Y/n: THORRRRR! Why are you hugging random children I want a hug. Wait that's not Thor.
Thor: no it isn't.
Sam: there's a cap, iron man, hulk, black widow, spider man, everyone is dressed up as us.
Y/n: no this here is Clint I'm telling you.
Steve: we are now removed from the park.
Tony: oh no why.
Steve: y/n thought some dressed up dude was really Clint so went up to him and punched him really hard. He fell to the floor and y/n laughed.
Y/n: THERES A FILM ABOUT US! Thor and Steve are both played by a Chris, Bucky is played by Sebastian Stan, Sam is played by Anthony Mackie, Tony is played by OMG RDJ, Clint is played by Jeremy renner, Nat is played by Scarlett Johansson, Wanda is played by Elizabeth Olsen, Vision is played by Paul Bettany, Bruce is played by Mark Ruffalo, OMG IM PLAYED BY Y/f/a.
Tony: I need a lie down.
Wade enters chat.
Wade: you finally understand.
