The Squip:
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
Jeremy:
But I AM a masturbator..
The Squip:
We'll fix that
All your nerdiness is ugly
Jeremy:
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but..
The Squip:
All your stammering's a chore
Jeremy:
Wh-wh-what?
The Squip:
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Buh
Jeremy:
Wha?
The Squip:
Buh
Jeremy:
Wha?
The Squip:
No
Jeremy:
Aah!
The Squip:
Stop
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
Jeremy:
Jesus Christ...
The Squip:
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill
First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
Jeremy:
What?! What's wrong with my shirt..
The Squip:
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
Jeremy:
How are you with math homework?
The Squip:
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
People in the Mall:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
The Squip:
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
People in the Mall:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
The Squip & People in the Mall:
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob
People in the Mall:
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!
The Squip:
And boy, can I see why!
Now you try picking a shirt
That's a girl's shirt
Jeremy:
Sorry...
Chloe:
...Jerry?
Jeremy:
Jeremy
Chloe:
You shop here?
Jeremy:
Oh, yeah all the time..
The Squip:
Never
Jeremy:
Never. Is what I meant to...
The Squip:
Greet the beta
Jeremy:
Oh. Hey, Brooke
The Squip:
"You look sexy"
Jeremy:
I can't say that to a hot girl!
The Squip:
Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death
Jeremy:
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke
Brooke:
Thanks
Chloe:
Is that a girl's shirt?
Jeremy:
No
The Squip:
"Yes"
Jeremy:
Yes
The Squip:
Repeat after me..
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
Jeremy:
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
The Squip:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
Jeremy:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
The Squip:
It's still painful
Jeremy:
It's still painful
Chloe:
So, who was this mystery girl?
Jeremy:
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so..
The Squip:
Madeline
Jeremy:
Madeline
Chloe:
What?
Jeremy:
She's French
Chloe:
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
Brooke:
Madeline broke up with you?
Jeremy:
Yeah...
The Squip:
No
Jeremy:
I mean..
The Squip:
I broke up with her
Jeremy:
I broke up with her
The Squip:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
Jeremy:
'Cause she was
Cheating on meeeeeeeeee
The Squip:
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill
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Be More Chill Lyrics
De TodoThis book will help all those people trying to learn the lyrics to this musical. It will have the names of the singer and their character including a picture to help one visualise it. Enjoy!
