Wizarding with Sakura and Wanda: Year 1

Trap Cards

Sakura looked through her card deck, there was a Natsuki card, a "omeawamou no shindeiru" card and just about every other kind of meme card (the list would go on and I'd rather not write it all down).

A few people walked past to take a look at the cards, Sakura wasn't a selfish jerk and was more than happy to show them some of the cards, but the cards were so weird that they just slowly backed away. Sakura didn't mind, at least Wanda had enough tolerance to listen to her, which she very much admired.

"So, what's it supposed to do? Is it something like the chocolate frog cards that Ron has?" Wanda munched on some cereal and watched Sakura reshuffle the cards.

"Oh, well," Sakura immediately switched to a very dramatic stance, "they will only unlock their true potential when the time comes." A shadow covered over her face as her eyes gleamed, to spice up the drama.

Wanda stopped chewing and gave her a confused what-the-heck look. Sakura stopped posing and sat up properly.

"What I mean is that, if I use these cards, it'll do some special stuff!" Sakura said, and to prove it, she took out a card that had Natsuki's tsundere pose on it and looked around for a victim (COUGH COUGH don't call the FBI on me COUGH COUGH).

Wanda placed down her spoon and leaned on the table to watch the scene unfold.

As a 3rd year kid from Ravenclaw walked by, Sakura waved and drew his attention. "FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE POWER OF MY TRAP CARD!"

She flicked the card towards Ravenclaw and it flew towards his forehead. It was a headshot. The kid fell to the ground and Wanda immediately got up and ran to his side.

"THE HECK, SAKURA, YOU KILLED THE POOR GUY!" Wanda picked up the card and Sakura showed 1% of shock and remorse.

Actually, probably 3%.

"Don't worry, Wanda, he's only unconscious. He'll wake up sooner or later." Sakura said, but she wasn't too sure herself.

Like magic, the kid sat up immediately and took one look at Sakura then ran. Wanda somehow found this funny and laughed.

"Woah, this is a first." Sakura took a video of Wanda laughing, to terrorize Wanda with it later.

Wanda stopped and gave Sakura an icy cold glare, "Delete it."

"Yes sir, ma'am, ice bob." Sakura just placed the video in a secret folder.

"Ice bob?" Wanda raised an eyebrow.

"The name is nice."

"It's stupid."

"Yes."

"You're stupid."

"Yes. Stupidly dank!" Sakura cartwheeled away.