Me: WE'RE BACK TO DREAMLANDS COOK OFF!
Kirby: -inside a force field- Poyo? -pokes force field-
Me: LAST ROUND KIRBY MESSED IT UP!!
Meta Knight: but who was the winner?
Me: judges?
Sir Ebrum: -fake chuckles-
Me: .... We will never know....
Chef Kawasaki: awwww
Me: anyway, This round is sushi!
King DDD: ... We're -beep- now....
* moments later *
Me: ARE YOU READY?!?
Meta Knight: I hate cold fish...
Chef Kawasaki: that's sushi....
Meta Knight: I do not care
Escargoon: Meta Knight gave us seaweed and that's it.....
King DDD: what kind of cooker is he?
Lady Like: ..... Darling, this is just seaweed....
Me: JUDGES CAST YOUR VOTE!
Meta Knight: -kicks pan-
Kirby: -rolls to meta knight- poy poyo!
Meta Knight: I can't free you, my sword does no good
Kirby: :<
Me: The winner of this round is....
Chef Kawasaki: :3
Me: META KNIGHT!
Meta Knight: what?!?
Sir Ebrum: your seaweed is good...
Me: THIS ROUND GOES TO META KNIGHT! BUT WHO WILL WIN THE NEXT ROUND?!
Sword: that's the only food meta knight even cooks good
Blade: when he doesn't do anything
Sword&Blade: hahahahahaha
Meta Knight: Why are YOU two laughing?
Sword: We're were thinking about a funny tv show!
Blade: which is his food
Sword&blade: heu heu heu heu heu
[ King DDD cussed because in the Hoshi No Kaabi, Japanese version, the boys partly cuss and Chef Kawasaki mouth is always like :3, so that's his plain face ]
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Kirby Cook Off
HumorThe two most horrible cookers in town! Are here, with a cook off! Who will win? Chef Kawasaki, or Meta knight? Oi, if Kirby was the judge.... I do not own any characters but myself. Rest of the characters belong to Nintendo.
