Round 4: Steak

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Me: LAST ROUND META KNIGHT WON

Chef Kawasaki: over a piece of seaweed...

Sword&Blade: heu heu heu heu heu

Meta Knight: -shuffles cape and eyes turn pink-

Kirby: poy poyo poy! -kicks force field-

Me: THIS ROUND IS...

Sir Ebrum: -groans-

Me: STEAK!

Lady Like: -faints-

Chef Kawasaki: this will be easy...

* Moments Later *

Chef Kawasaki: IM DONE!

Meta Knight: DONE! -fangirl kicks it- ...... -faints-

Me: -facepalm and sighs-

* Moments Later *

Meta Knight: ok! ^^

Sir Ebrum: -taste steak and cringes-

King DeDeDe: What is this crap?!

Escargoon: taste like a raccoon dumped in the dumpster and got covered in sewer water

Tiff: (¬_¬)

Me: The winner for this round is....

Meta Knight: ..... -trips on a spatula and lands on face-

Chef Kawasaki: -snickers-

Me: META KNNIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT

Meta Knight: -still on face- yayyyy

Chef Kawasaki: good job Meta Knight!

Me: wait, THESE ARE FAKE VOTES

Fangirl: .... RUN!!

Me: e.o -bazookas fangirls-

Meta Knight: YAYYY -jumps on my face-

* Moments Later *

Me: the winner is Chef Kawasaki

Chef Kawasaki: :3

Me: Who will win next round?!

Meta Knight: NEXTTIMEONDREAMLANDCOOKOFF

Me: HEY WAI-

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