Me: Welcome back to Dream Land's first cook off!
* ding ding ding *
Me: First round, make a cake!
Lady Like: I'm so excited to eat cake
Sir Embrum: whatever you like darling, I like
King DDD: I'm just hungry :c
Escargoon: I hope Meta Knight's cooking is better then Chef Kawasaki, or I'm quiting
Me: Ready.... Set....
Meta Knight: ...... GET OFF OF ME -trips-
Me: SECURITY AND GET THOSE FANGIRLS OUTTA HERE!
* moments later *
Me: Ready.... Set....
Chef Kawasaki: hmmp -nods-
Meta Knight: -nods back-
Me: COOOOOKKK
Sword: We tasted Meta Knight's cooking.... And its awful
Blade: you can say that again
* After Cooking *
Me: IS THE CAKE READY?!?
Chef Kawasaki: yes!
Meta Knight: yes! -fangirl jumps on it- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: .... Chief Bookum?!?
* moments later *
Meta Knight: OK NOW ITS READY!
Me: Let the judge decide who wins this round!
Lady Like: -eats one piece of each cake- .... -tries to swallow- -.-
Sir Embrum: .... I'm sorry but I feel full -fake chuckles-
King DDD: ... -spits on Escargoon-
Escargoon: .. Thanks for spitting on my face, your majesty...
Me: JUDGES CAST YOUR VOTE!
* ding ding ding *
Me: the winner for this round goes too....
Meta Knight: ......
Chef Kawasaki: :D
Me: CHEF KAWASAKI!!!!!
Meta Knight: good job Chef Kawasaki....
Chef Kawasaki: thank you sir meta knight :D what do I win?
Me: YOU WIN NOOOTHHIIINNGGG :D
Chef Kawasaki: ....
Me: We'll be back for Round 2! This round goes to Chef Kawasaki! Will meta Knight beat his cooking foe?

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Kirby Cook Off
HumorThe two most horrible cookers in town! Are here, with a cook off! Who will win? Chef Kawasaki, or Meta knight? Oi, if Kirby was the judge.... I do not own any characters but myself. Rest of the characters belong to Nintendo.