So this chapter will be a story about a ChicSnail, and me and StupidWeird2's encounter with one!
So, it all started during the time of The Enfeild Haunting, when a girl named Janet got up in the middle of the night, went downstairs as she heard a noise, but all she found was a snail crawling on the floor, she picked up that snail, but everybody thought that she would take it outside, however, they were horribly wrong as Janet ATE the snail!!
About 2 hours later, the young girl began to feel sick, she decided to go lie down for a while.....
The snail was not dead. It was still alive inside Janet. It craved revenge, but it wasn't the right time for it, the snail was going to wait a while until he would go back again, to the HUMAN WORLD!!!!!!!!Exactly 40 years later, the snail returned. It was 1:30am on June 2nd 2018, and Stupidweird2 was texting Stupidweird1 and ironically watching "The Enfeild Haunting" and saw the girl eat the snail, and as she did, Stupidweird2 shouted at her screen "Eat the snail! Eat it!" But Stupidweird2 was oblivious to what was going to happen to her within the next 5 minutes....
Continuing to message Stupidweird1, Stupidweird2 was still watching the movie when she heard a strange noise, but before she could investigate, it was there. The snail from hell. THE KILLER SNAIL! Stupidweird2 screamed, as the snail began to move closer to her before doing something so unexpected, something that no other snail could do. The snail zoomed up into the air right over her head! It landed on her chandelier, Stupidweird2 immediately got her phone out and sent a clip of the flying snail on the light to Stupidweird1, however that was the worst mistake she could make at this point. As the message travelled through satellite signals, enough electricity was generated to clone the snail in the video and make it appear in Stupidweird1's bedroom.....
Stupidweird1 began to feel worried for Stupidweird2 as she hadn't replied to any of her messages, that was until she received the video. She opened it and saw the snail sat on her friends chandelier and heard the sickening cries coming from the fear inside Stupidweird2! She then put her phone down before she saw something dart above her head, she looked in the direction of the shadow and to her horror, the same snail that was in her friends video, had cloned itself so it could go to her too!!!!!!!!!!
Back at Stupidweird2's house, the snail continued to fly around the room and the girl continued to watch it in fear, that was until it sped towards her, and as she screamed the snail flew straight into her mouth and she swallowed the snail whole! She began to cough uncontrollably as if she was choking before she felt something crawling back up her throat, she gagged as it spilled out of her mouth and lied still on the floor, with only one eye....
As the snail at Stupidweird1's house was a copy of the one at Stupidweird2's, it did the exact thing! Stupidweird1 swallowed the snail just as Stupiweird2 did, then it flew back out of her and both of the girls were in the same position...
Stupidweird2 messaged Stupidweird1 and told her about her situation, that was when the girls had realised what had happened.
Time went on as the two girls avoided the corpses that lay on their floors and Stupidweird1 asked Stupidweird2 about her snail once again, Stupidweird2 had not looked at the snail for a while, but when she did, she was lost for words.
The snail had somehow evolved into a chicsnail! Part Chicken, part Snail! The head of a
Snail, and the body of a chicken! And as you can guess this also happened to Stupidweird1's snail!Still in shock, the girls did not have a clue what they would do with the vile creatures, until Stupidweird2 had told Stupidweird1 that she had put it outside, in hope that it would not return again, so her friend did the same. By the time it was all over, the clock read, '3.00' THE DEMONS HOUR!
So! This is an example of what can happen if you become a stupidweird! So you have to be prepared!!!

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How to become a Stupidweird!
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